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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 12:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the nutritional value of shit is negligible.
I wish I my lighter wasn’t empty.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 12:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it’s full of C-4
i wish i had some scatpronz
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 762
Posts: 58
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 12:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you still have no life
i wish i had a glass of water
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 626559
Posts: 4477
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 12:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s lethal
I wish you didn’t come back
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 1:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it’s because he’s in jail for your death
i wish i had the power to shoot ion beams from my nipples
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 360472
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 2:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it gives you a nasty rash.
I wish this world wasn’t full of morons.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 3:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but your a retard
I wish Prison break would start
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 4:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s suddenly canceled after the episode.
I wish I could drive sooner
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 5:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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At least I’d be retard who understands the different forms of the word "your"
Granted, but you can only drive a mini-bike.
I wish life was easier for everyone.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 549524
Posts: 10323
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 10:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: At least I’d be retard who understands the different forms of the word "your
LOLZ R U MAD?! LOLLYLOPS iIZ OK!!
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2008 11:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish life was easier for everyone.
Granted but the world is wiped out by a passing black hole.
I wish I could sleep in more this week.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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Posts: 149
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 3:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you’re dead.
I wish I didn’t have to go to school today because everyone else in my town is off.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 3:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you have to make up for the day by going to school the rest of your life.
I wish for .... moar weed.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 8:04 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but its laced with pcp and you eat someone.
I wish I had some good food for lunch.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 50
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Posts: 4387
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 8:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you drop it into a pile of dirt.
I wish my thread I just posted wasn’t deleted for the lulz.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 8:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but your RE account gets haxxed.
I wish for... a decent ROOR bong.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 9:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you can only use piss in it and not water
I wish my HDD would arrive already
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 11:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it got dropped by the UPS man.
I wish that the ladder for my pool wasn’t rusted to the deck.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 67087
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 1:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it has the mains electric running through it.
I wish I had an LG secret, me lieky carbon-fibre battery cover
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3327
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 5:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but someone haxxes it so they can listen to your every conversation, read every text, and begins to stalk you until finally, they rape you and kill you with their massive green cock. (You die because it was so massive that it peirced your internal organs).
I wish my soccer game for tomorrow night was cancelled so I had time to finish my bolt-action, scope mountable, with stock, spud gun. :)
http://www.instructables.com/id/25MM-Pneumatic-Sniper-Rifle/
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