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Master Egg
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 7:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it explodes in your hands.
I wish I had a decent camera to take pictures of the badass lightning storm that is going on outside.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 11:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but right as you catch a good shot of a bolt, you get struck by lightning in the face.
I wish I could watch Eagle Eye on a streaming video that of decent quality.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2008 11:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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fuck. I’m drunk
I meant to say
I wish I could watch Eagle Eye on a streaming video that is of decent quality.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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| Posted: Oct 01, 2008 3:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it stop ten minutes from the end.
I wish I didn’t have to urinate so bad.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 01, 2008 4:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get blood in your urine the next time you piss
I wish I didn’t have shitty sinuses.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 549359
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| Posted: Oct 01, 2008 5:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the next time you stick your nose in someones ass your nose will fall off.
I wish the home gym I ordered would get in faster than the 14th.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 49
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| Posted: Oct 01, 2008 5:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted; it comes tomorrow, you put it together, you start on it, and you start working out. You build a great physique, and use it to get a nice woman.
Then, by some odd freak accident, half your muscles tear, leaving you invalid and disabled for a good chunk of time. Your girlfriend leaves you, the disability check program went under for some unknown reason, and you have to take care of yourself as best you can in your disabled condition for the rest of your time healing and in rehabilitation.
I wish that this thread would end right the fuck after the post after me.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
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| Posted: Oct 01, 2008 5:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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HOLY SHIT O_O :(
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 01, 2008 5:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck yeah, thread over.
Yeah, I was gonna say something like "the machine collapses on you cause you set it up wrong, lol", but I decided to go into more detail just to make thinking about it sting a little more.
I dont think it was enough detail, though.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 6:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish that this thread would end right the fuck after the post after me.
granted but it only ended for you.
I wish I had £1,000,000 in my paypal account and it was hax proof.
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 8:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish I had £1,000,000 in my paypal account and it was hax proof.
granted, but then the european market crashes and its worth $.01 american
I wish the world would spin backwards
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 8:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you must buy 1,000, 000 gundam ps3 game for it.
I wish my hair was ovoer 2000 feet long
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 8:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but when you roll over in your sleep it strangles you to teh death
I wish they still made NES games
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 9:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted (i want that too) but you can never play them on an actual NES, NES emulator or any other way of playing them.
I wish they still made the SNES and games for it
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 9:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but all the games crash.
I wish I had a job.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 9:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but the job is being my slave.
bring me my stash and a light at once!
I wish my stash wasn’t empty
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 9:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted,it is now full of camel shit.
I wish I wasn’t ChaosMaestros slave...
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'Fucked up'
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 9:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, your mine.
I wish it was friday.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 64
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 9:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish they still made NES games
Megaman 9 came out like 2 weeks ago. Its 8 bit nes style downloadable for ps3, wii and xbox 360. I downloaded it for 10 bucks. Definetly worth it. Its just like the old nes megamans.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 9:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it’s a friday 13th though and you get run over by a rocket dragster/steamroller hybrid.
I wish I had a new hoodie
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