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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 12:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it shrinks when you put it on and you can’t get it off.
I wish I didn’t have to see a dentist.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1989951
Posts: 7057
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 12:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted.You can have a blindfold.
I wish I was going to Twisted and Brainfire next month.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 4
Egg Points: 348
Posts: 184
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 2:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get killed there with a shovel.
I wish I had a gigantic bag of weed that was fully penetrable and a fully functional working pipe and lighter and nothing can destroy them.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 2:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you have a working pipe and lighter but the weed is too wet to light.
I wish I knew how to fly a plane.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 2:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but a freak accident with the lighter blows off you hands and your lips.
I wish I wasn’t so bored.
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
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Posts: 16505
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 3:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but now you are so excited that you have a heart attack
i wish I had a Coke
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 4:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but by some weird ass magic it turns into a pepsi.
I wish I could remember the code to unlock my phone.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 5:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but after you do, someone steals it.
I wish I had a 1991 Camaro Z28
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 643031
Posts: 1627
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| Posted: Oct 02, 2008 7:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it can’t make it out of first gear.
I wish my English teacher would stop giving so much work.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2008 3:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you fail.
I wish i had.... more lemon bitters.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2008 8:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but not until I’ve shoved them up my ass for a day and pooped them out again.
I wish I could find out who stole the dustcaps off my bike today so I could kick their ass and slam their head in a car door repeatedly then get them back.
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Oct 03, 2008 12:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but then you find out its really a hot chick who did and offers secks as a means of repayment...then you find out she has HIV
I wish I could think of a wish
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1989951
Posts: 7057
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 2:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you wish or a prolapsed anus.
I wish I could win some money on the horses for a change today.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 3:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you lose it again after it turns out the winning horses were drugged.
I wish my shitstack computer wouldn’t over heat so damn easily
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 3:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it blows up.
I wish there was something to do
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 4:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you are now giving me your computer as a replacement and going outside to jump in front of various vehicles such as cars, buses and vans.
I wish I had more cheetos AGAIN
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 7:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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cancel that last wish I have a new one...
I wish my PSP battery would last more than 2 hours :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@ REAG!
btw 500th post of this thread :D
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380684
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 8:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your psp screen cracks.
I wish I didn’t have to read The Crucible this weekend.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 8:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you get smacked on the head and face with it until it’s ’knocked’ into you
I wish I didn’t just drink that rancid glass of milk
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 9:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you had your bowels flushed out with it instead.
I wish my bike wasn’t wrecked.
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