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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1809505
Posts: 7045
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 9:20 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted you drunk a pint of camel piss instead.
I wish the shity phone I have wasn’t blocked.(My friends idea of a gift,a stolen blocked phone)
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 9:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but your legs break and you can’t ride it
granted but then the cops trace you through it and arrest you for it’s theft
i wish i was still at the beach
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 9:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it’s sri-lanka on boxing day 04’
I wish I didn’t have a computer
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 405394
Posts: 16486
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 10:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, instead you get a boyfriend
I wish I know a wish to end the thread
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 527831
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 10:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you had to give your mod powers to me
I wish my headset was worth 1000000 dollars
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279788
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 10:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but, because of rampant inflation, 1000000 dollars is equal to about 3 cents.
I wish I had 20/20 vision.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 10:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you lose all other senses and your arms. legs and dick fall off
I wish this thread would/would not end >:D
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 643031
Posts: 1627
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 11:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but every computer in your range will cease to function, and you will no longer be able to view or post in it.
I wish my car could run well forever, without needing to be refilled on anything, or be tuned up.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 11:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you crash it into a tree on the freeway and cause a 40 car pile-up
tl;dr it gets totaled
I wish I could think of wish
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 643031
Posts: 1627
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 11:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’ll be corrupted.
I wish I could stay in shape without having to work out.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 12:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but that shape is a cube
I wish ebay had a better range of PSUs
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279788
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Oct 04, 2008 8:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you miss the item you were bidding on because of massive lag.
I wish that my local news wasn’t so boring.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Oct 05, 2008 8:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, a plane gets hijacked by chimps high on coke and weed then crashes and destroys your town killing everyone including you except the local news crew so they can cover the events.
I wish it wasn’t raining outside.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279788
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Oct 05, 2008 9:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now there is hail the size of softballs.
I wish my head wasn’t congested.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 50
Egg Points: 1341141
Posts: 4387
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| Posted: Oct 05, 2008 10:12 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you get explosive diarrhea.
I wish I had a perfectly working, indestructible Ipod.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 49
Egg Points: 2360083
Posts: 9588
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| Posted: Oct 05, 2008 10:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it only has one song (Umbrella by Rhianna), and you cant delete the song or upload new songs into it.
I wish I didnt have to work today.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972
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| Posted: Oct 05, 2008 10:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, your fired.
I wish I could find my dvds
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 405394
Posts: 16486
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 05, 2008 12:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but they have all been magnitised and don’t work
I wish I ruled the world
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279788
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Oct 05, 2008 12:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but we all raise up against you and you are killed.
I wish I adn’t just fell on a board with nails in it.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 643031
Posts: 1627
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| Posted: Oct 05, 2008 3:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. You just fell on a board with standing razors on it.
I wish I could enjoy today like I did yesterday.
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