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DebaserInTheAss


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Member Lvl: 42
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Posts: 3033

Posted: Oct 05, 2008 4:46 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you are surrounded by millions of dicks.

I wish this thread would turn into a mass weasel porn dump.


Bungledonk


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Egg Points: 2360157
Posts: 9588

Posted: Oct 05, 2008 4:55 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
Granted, your fired.

...Id actually want that. I hate my job.

:D

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Granted, but Zaxtor comes in and starts dumping fossa porn.

I wish


AtlJoker


'Eggo Rapo'

Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 3526565
Posts: 13584
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Posted: Oct 05, 2008 4:58 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but it conflicts with wish # 78 Page 3, thus nullifying both votes.

I wish for box that has everything I ever wanted in it and I could alter the contents as I please.


AtlJoker


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Posted: Oct 05, 2008 5:01 p.m. - Subject:

By vote, I mean wish*.


CleanseTheDoors


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Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 360472
Posts: 2683

Posted: Oct 05, 2008 5:09 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the box won’t open.

I wish taht I felt better.


AtlJoker


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Posted: Oct 05, 2008 5:17 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but it’s only for one day and after that day is up, you will perish.


I wish that I could open previously wished box.


Kapraxis


Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972

Posted: Oct 05, 2008 7:11 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but only after youve reached nirvana and don’t want any of the contents in the box anymore.

I wish I had another bottle of Tattoo.


ShadyGrey


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Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 337521
Posts: 976
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Posted: Oct 06, 2008 2:01 a.m. - Subject:

granted but all your fingers and teeth are broken and you have nothing to pry it open with.

I wish my sleeping habits would return to normal...


Spaghettifier


Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900

Posted: Oct 06, 2008 8:34 a.m. - Subject:

granted but only because you have a boring life

i wish i was uncut


GrandMastaThief


'The Devil'
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Posts: 16496
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Posted: Oct 06, 2008 1:05 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but then you turn into an uncut director’s version of salior moon and the seven dragonballs

I wish I had all the time in the world


Peace_Frog


Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149

Posted: Oct 06, 2008 2:19 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you are alone.

I wish this wasn’t the current PC+1 thread.


Spaghettifier


Normal Egg
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Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900

Posted: Oct 06, 2008 2:21 p.m. - Subject:

granted but the PC+1 thread is a gay porn dump

i wish i had something to do, anything


Peace_Frog


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Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149

Posted: Oct 06, 2008 2:22 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the thing you do is a banana peel.

I wish I could start my shop cycle in school already.


Spaghettifier


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Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900

Posted: Oct 06, 2008 2:27 p.m. - Subject:

granted but you get a lecture on safety

i wish i was doing a banana peel, wait, brb...


Peace_Frog


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Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149

Posted: Oct 06, 2008 2:47 p.m. - Subject:

I fucking hate those lectures.
Granted, but.. you fucked a banana peel.. 0.o

I wish my mom would make some soup already.


CleanseTheDoors


Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 360472
Posts: 2683

Posted: Oct 06, 2008 6:06 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but its lentil (ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!)

I wish I wasn’t so fucking sick.


Spaghettifier


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Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900

Posted: Oct 06, 2008 11:52 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but you’re injured

i wish schol didn’t start again toay


Peace_Frog


Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149

Posted: Oct 07, 2008 3:15 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but now you have to go to school all summer.

I wish everybody knew The Bird’s the word.


DaddySpook


Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1946178
Posts: 7054

Posted: Oct 07, 2008 5:35 a.m. - Subject:

Granted but you forget.(fishfingers?)

I wish the slave I just tried to install worked.


ChaosMaestro


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Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 67087
Posts: 1039

Posted: Oct 07, 2008 8:08 a.m. - Subject:

granted but then your main HDD fails

I wish I had yet moar blank discs
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