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'The Devil'
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Posts: 16495
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 11:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you get a jew’s nose as well
I wish I had a time machine
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 11:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s one-way. No coming back to now.
I wish I had $2000
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 12:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but its in monopoly money.
I wish I didn’t have to rake leaves.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 12:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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thegr8est1: granted
peace frog: granted but the economy crashes
i wish thegr8est1 was a woman (see what i did there)
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 12:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you then have to clean toilets in McD’s
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 577330
Posts: 4473
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 12:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but she must plug you up the but
I wish the amount of pages in this thread eventually filled up the entire GD
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 12:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but then the GD is full and we can’t post shit
i wish i could get laid by a girl who does not have any highly undesirable trait and is not clingy without STDs
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 43828
Posts: 677
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 12:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but such a girl is very rare and you spend the rest of your life looking for her and go crazy.
i wish i got paid more
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 2:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get paid in hundreds of pesos.
I wish my friend’s kitten hadn’t just attacked me with its claws.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Oct 08, 2008 11:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but your other friend’s rabid dog bites you instead
i wish there was someone fun in my free period in school
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 66094
Posts: 1037
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2008 8:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, it’s me but I burn down the school by accident and kill everyone including you.
I wish I could have another sammich
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2008 10:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but its made of bad lunchmeat.
I wish I knew what Yom Kippur was.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3282
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2008 6:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you don’t know anything else.
I wish my girlfriend didn’t suck money out of my wallet.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3282
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Oct 09, 2008 6:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just a quick que, is dis teh longest thred eva?
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1901890
Posts: 7052
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2008 12:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but she starts fucking your father and sucking more than his money.
I wish I had a babysitter tonight.
Quote: Just a quick que, is dis teh longest thred eva?
No.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1901890
Posts: 7052
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2008 2:20 a.m. - Subject: |
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Cancel that wish I have a babysitter.Daddys going to the Pub,woop.
Now i wish I was better at pool so I don’t get beat all night.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 12171
Posts: 1309
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2008 4:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but your too good and everyone stomps your face in for being a "hustler."
i wish all my homeschooling shit would magically be done with 97% correct-ness so i could move on with my life.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 579871
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2008 6:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you FAIL at life instead.
I wish I had moar tin foil
=D
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 66094
Posts: 1037
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2008 8:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it reflects loads various types of radiation at you and you die of over 9000 different cancers.
I wish my new hoodie would arrive quicker
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'Incompetent'
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AIM
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| Posted: Oct 10, 2008 8:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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I wish my new hoodie would arrive quicker
Granted, but the Chinese sweatshop worker rubbed SARS on it.
I wish I had the ability to predict anything 7 seconds into the future.
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