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Master Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 5:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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When I read the title I thought it was Pentium’s thread. Hahahahaha! Trickity metaphor binary box shoelace coding noun verbal systems for...GRUNTER SAVE ME! A dog bit me and gave me aids and now I can’t think of what you always say to add on to the binary code!
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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 5:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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wow Po got a weird case of tourette’s
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 5:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Can I just ask... who the fuck PLANS when they are going to do shit like this? I never say to my girlfriend "So at 7pm i will go down on you and at 7:15 you can pull me off"
Noob.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 5:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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He’s a bit drunk, hungover and sleep deprived.
And hungry otay.
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'NOTICE BOT IS NOTICE'
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 5:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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personally I’d ask for a test run right now before we did it then, practise makes perfect
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: The above is so very obviously a virgin =D
Yeah, how’d you guess? I substitute oral for fucking. Don’t want any little tykes running around, sucking up my already depleted funds. If I had fucked that girl, do you really think I would have tallied over 300 BJs? Hell no.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 10:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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You could at least take her to Taco Bell or a similarly inexpensive restaurant with a locking door on the bathroom, and get her a meal for her efforts. Valentine’s Day is coming, don’t you know? Never let it be said I’m not romantic and/or sensitive.
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hear gay men do it in public restroom stalls. One of them stands in a paper bag (i.e. from a department store) so other restroom users can’t see two sets of feet. They also drill glory holes. I thought this whole thing sounded a little gay. Now I know why.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: When I read the title I thought it was Pentium’s thread.
Don’t make me get out of my leather chair and kick your ass PO.
I’ll get my chance............someday.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t make me get out of my leather chair and kick your ass PO.
I’ll get my chance............someday.
Dont you have a pipe bomb lying around that could be put to good use...?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Yeah, how’d you guess? I substitute oral for fucking. Don’t want any little tykes running around, sucking up my already depleted funds. If I had fucked that girl, do you really think I would have tallied over 300 BJs? Hell no.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
further proof this little guy has NEVER put his penis in anything besides his own hand.
and he has to get the hand drunk first too!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I hear gay men do it in public restroom stalls. One of them stands in a paper bag (i.e. from a department store) so other restroom users can’t see two sets of feet. They also drill glory holes. I thought this whole thing sounded a little gay. Now I know why.
Well, I’m told if you’re male and that’s your style, all you really need is a wide stance.
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But remembering eight on-and-off years of graveyard shift at Taco Bell, I can recommend it for BJ action. You don’t even need the bathroom if you’re fast. It’s also a good time and place to have your throat cut by menacing gang members. From the soiled undergarments, contraceptive sponges (which are no longer made), and spent pregnancy tests in the bathrooms, God knows what kind of shenanigans were performed within. And I can identify everything on the menu from the resulting puddles of retch on the pavement outside. That’s a job that’s off my resume now.
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| Posted: Feb 09, 2008 11:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Dont you have a pipe bomb lying around that could be put to good use...?
Canada post, UPS, DHL and FedEx don’t like it when you send live explosives through the mail. Who would of guessed? :P
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'The Overlord'
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| Posted: Feb 10, 2008 12:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: contraceptive sponges
Is that what those were? I always thought the janitor left behind a really small cleaning implement. XD
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'For’∈m MΦD'
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| Posted: Feb 10, 2008 5:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I think i just shit myself laughing at this thread! =D
first some kid is BRAGGING about a blowjob,
then GMT comes in and admits he got no action till he was NINETEEN!
=D
I LOVE YOU RE!
Side-Splitting Epicness. Must quote for additional lulz for the "I didn’t read the thread" people.
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