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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
Egg Points: 8000
Posts: 1216
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 8:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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actually it was on Xtube, I was just jerking off to it
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 17
Egg Points: 584673
Posts: 4019
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 10:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 10401
Posts: 95
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 10:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted i would eat you and then steal your sick avatar.
I wish i had dco’s avatar
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Sep 08, 2008 10:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you go to jail for copyright
I wish i some energy drinks
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 552401
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 09, 2008 3:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but they are all Red Rain.
I wish I was ...
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 09, 2008 11:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you’re still a fucktard.
I wish I could sing
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 32
Egg Points: 328001
Posts: 2377
YIM
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| Posted: Sep 09, 2008 11:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you sing like tiny tim.
i wish i had an asian to do my homework.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 31
Egg Points: 509792
Posts: 574
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Sep 09, 2008 11:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted ,but he does every problem wrong
I wish I omnipotent.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Sep 09, 2008 1:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but hearing everyone in the world talk at once makes your head explode.
I wish I could sleep well and wasn’t an insomniac.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 09, 2008 1:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you can’t wake up.
I wish I could pause and rewind time at my leisure.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 10436
Posts: 1204
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| Posted: Sep 09, 2008 2:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you step on a butterfly and everything including you dies.
I wish i never died.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 897
Posts: 853
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| Posted: Sep 09, 2008 2:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you lose your dick.
I wish I didn’t live in the shitty ghetto with these fucking niggers.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 12:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but now you’re in a Mexican ghetto.
I wish I never started drinking.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 72876
Posts: 12682
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 12:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but all fluids are included and you die of dehydration.
I wish I had some pot.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 12:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, have some high quality clay to make your own.
I wish I had a faster internet connection.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 552401
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 12:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you have no computer.
I wish RE4 would come out
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 12:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Grabted, but its the same as RE3
I wish i had my bow sited in
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 552401
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 12:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s actually a violin bow.
I wish my bio teacher stopped trying to prove religion wrong
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you kill him and go to hell.
I wish the girl I want didn’t have a boyfriend.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 552401
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but she’s actually a he.
I wish I had 100000000000000000000000000 egg points
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