Alright GMT, you think you’re All That,
You’re like the White Kenan, all I see is fat,
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just because you rap here doesn’t make you hard
the only grass you get is from your front yard
I’d like to let you know that you’re trying to hard,
But I don’t smoke at all, so forget my front yard,
Why don’t you pile facts, stack them up against your lyric writing,
Then you can jump back with the fishes and on the hook, start biting,
And when I talk, it isn’t words and adjectives of sorts,
It’s intelligent statements, filled with eloquent retorts,
To all the claims that you make, about the bitches that you screw,
If I had a plane I’d drop you right off in Timbuktu.
We can jump right along, seeing as your head’s a little sore,
Your rhyming is the same and your words are all a bore,
At least with my talent, I can make you envision things,
You go on and on about how you’re eating some hot wings,
See that, right above me?
That was a certified line of GMT,
Just because he can rhyme 2 words with the same endings,
He makes up false claims that are also neverending,
He speaks so much, and he’s so filled with shit,
I can see a bit of brown straight seeping through his eyelids,
He says he’s waiting to rap someone with flow,
But it took him 2 days to even form a little post,
He had a large gap of writers block,
Tried to keep his words steady with an analog clock,
If you want to see who is better, then we can surely take a vote,
But if they truly all pick me, I hope you’ll jump the boat.
And Nos, damn, I really like his sense of direction,
His words were just as hot as my extremely large erection,
Alright, now let’s be serious, but, I didn’t think it was bad,
It’s better then GMT and Lab finding out they share the same dad,
Well, at least I finally have some new competition,
I’ll compete until I die, I promise, that’s a premonition,
Now listen, I’m not shittin’, I really want to win,
So I’ll earn it, I’ll grab hold of the prize again and again.
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Posted: Jul 31, 2007 6:40 p.m. - Subject:
oh look at that now he’s qouting Nick
bitch stop riding on the head of my dick
I’m all bite and you are all bark
what’s the matter ho, you Afraid of the Dark?
silly little boy you just a chump
you don’t drop bombs, you drop a dump
just face it, you a little whitey
couldn’t beat me if up stayed up all nightey
stop standing in the shadows of your stupidity
and come out into the lightey
who are you to tell me how to rap
let the big boys play, go take a nap
here’s your bottle, drink it up
maybe tomorrow you’ll graduate to a sippy cup
bitch you rhyme like a little kid
talking about all the shit you did
you aren’t the boss, you ain’t the chief
I’ve seen better veins on a fucking leaf
whatcha gonna do when you run out of words
run around like a scared little nerd
bitch you alreayd are so save yourself the trouble
you couldn’t out rap me if you had a double
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Posted: Jul 31, 2007 6:51 p.m. - Subject:
A.) Whats wrong, GMT? Ran out of insults with the ’ABAB’ scheme?
B.) So you watch kids channels? Pain was right, youre a pedo.You probably masturbate to it.
C.) Youre white too.
GMT, I’m about to call you out on everything you’ve said, so brace yourself.
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oh look at that now he’s qouting Nick
bitch stop riding on the head of my dick
I’m all bite and you are all bark
what’s the matter ho, you Afraid of the Dark?
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silly little boy you just a chump
you don’t drop bombs, you drop a dump
What’s the matter, do you enjoy the copy-paste technique?
As my rhymes consume you, yours grow frail and weak,
As for that comparison between bombs and turds,
Your brains train of thought goes only between those words,
Your tired and should msot likely stay off your feet,
If I look inside a crystal ball, I foresee your defeat,
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just face it, you a little whitey
couldn’t beat me if up stayed up all nightey
stop standing in the shadows of your stupidity
and come out into the lightey
What was that? Have you lost all composure,
Not that you had any at first, you were always a poser,
As for insulting my age, I’m 16 going on 17 soon,
So you can take you Cow, and Fiddle, and jump over the moon,
That’s right, I still know nursery rhymes, and yet,
You probably have all the stories beneath your little blanket,
It’s not that hard, I can call you out on age too,
But when I put you in your place, soon you will be through,
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bitch you rhyme like a little kid
talking about all the shit you did
you aren’t the boss, you ain’t the chief
I’ve seen better veins on a fucking leaf
whatcha gonna do when you run out of words
run around like a scared little nerd
bitch you alreayd are so save yourself the trouble
you couldn’t out rap me if you had a double
I wonder if this is something I should even acknowledge,
But in the end, it’s bullshit like your stories about stealing wallets,
Speaking of which, how much have you gotten a lift?
Most recent, oh wait, now you can’t even document it.
So go ahead, people will agree with me,
That I’m an alright MC, better than you’ll ever be,
So busy bee, head back to your hive for HIV,
And Mother Bee will give you a fair share of herpes.
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Posted: Aug 02, 2007 2:25 p.m. - Subject:
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Noskrazy thinks he is the shit
see that car? you cant afford it.
59c is your daily income
you get it from your sleasy assed mum,
she stands on the side of the street
waiting for the perv thats she’s to meet.
they bang and screw untill he’s soft
then she shows symptoms and gets a cough
you rush to the hospitlal to find
that aids are forming in her behind.
You scream WHY MUMMY WHY
a small tear forms and then she just dies
You wonder what will happen now that shes gone
with out her money every thing goes wrong.
You decide you need income so you set to work
you find your mark and give him a jerk
You charge per min untill he cums
and now my shitty rap is done
JKZ (L) U NOSSS!!
Being a dick isn’t easy? so Nos stepped into town!,
Half man/half mule from tha waist down!
Nigga you can keep that 59 cents!,
Because nobody would hire you your too dense,
So to this rhyme don’t try to defense,
Because i’ll hit you with something more intense,
I am a mule in the pants and your just a grasshopper,
Your a kids meal and am A whopper!
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Posted: Aug 02, 2007 3:54 p.m. - Subject:
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Being a dick isn’t easy? so Nos stepped into town!,
Half man/half mule from tha waist down!
Nigga you can keep that 59 cents!,
Because nobody would hire you your too dense,
So to this rhyme don’t try to defense,
Because i’ll hit you with something more intense,
I am a mule in the pants and your just a grasshopper,
Your a kids meal and am A whopper!
Oh big man with his wacked out rhyme
but you wont get away from me this time
call me nigga? I am white!
at least im not a hermafrodite
kids meals pw you little boy,
cause they come with a kickass toy.
eating whoppers makes you fat
with a kids meal i am an acrobat
Yeah sure that last line doesnt work well
cause ur rap was so shit ur going to hell
all you do is whine and pout,
this is labatyd signing out.
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Posted: Aug 02, 2007 7:10 p.m. - Subject:
its aa/bb and I have a little bit of a life, I can’t run your rhymes all day long y’know
yes I am white you silly little foo
at least I’m not a wigger like you
I dont pretend to be all black and hard
but even you can’t deny I’m a awesome bard
when I drop beats you act like the runaway bride
you can’t stop me, I’m like the tide
so keep it real and shut your trap
otherwise you might get a dirt nap
you can’t touch me with all your shit
I’m as mysterious as the clit
dropping mad bombs is what I’m about
you don’t like it? make like Iraq abd get the fuck out
cause I ain’t going nowhere
I’m the crab lice in yo mama’s hair
don’t know what else you heard about me
but RE belongs to GMT
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Posted: Aug 02, 2007 8:15 p.m. - Subject:
Re belongs to gmt?
I think not mate, it belongs to me.
All yo eggs are about this mindy chick.
Fuck tha stealing, make her suck yo dick.
Mindy this and mindy that
blah blah fucking mindy crap.
How much money have you stole?
do you bury it in a hole?
Dig that shit up and send to me
cause i need money, mindy isnt free.
she said she costs 100 per night
she bounces eaisily because shes light.
up down, down and up.
Gee mindy was a good fuck.
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Posted: Aug 03, 2007 12:30 p.m. - Subject:
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Oh big man with his wacked out rhyme
but you wont get away from me this time
call me nigga? I am white!
at least im not a hermafrodite
kids meals pw you little boy,
cause they come with a kickass toy.
eating whoppers makes you fat
with a kids meal i am an acrobat
Yeah sure that last line doesnt work well
cause ur rap was so shit ur going to hell
all you do is whine and pout,
this is labatyd signing out.
Hahaha that was kinda funny,
but its not nice to laugh cuz your a dummy,
God has humor thats why he made you,
No smarter then a chimpanzee from the zoo,
Sure your no nigga cuz your really white,
Thats why you thought that rhyme was tight,
Well this has been fun pwning a noob,
But if your gonna have Buttsecks Tell GMT to use some lube,
You think that ryhme was cool? you think your a mac?
Keep thinking that when your in GMT’s Digestive Tract!
So if you want to go again spit another verse,
I’ll murder you like you do GMTS bunghole in reverse
So quit trying to diss me because your done,
it was over way before it begun!
Well, let’s first kick off with this shit,
I’m glad you admit, you’re worth less than soem bum’s spit,
And what your spittin’ is splittin’, and it’s not very fittin’,
Go try to get class, from a glass, drink Lipton,
Iced Tea, GMT, I’m not sure if you knew that,
Oh wait you must have, you know a lot about tea bags,
Get the fuck out, with your claim that RE is yours,
Why don’t you say that again, when you walk out the door,
I know he’ll say, "Doop, I’m not going anywhere",
And he’ll sit there intact with his hands in his underwear,
24/7, he tries to shoot the breeze,
But he’s clammy and nervous, he’s fuckin’ weak in the knees,
I’m out, he’ll try to come back with a rap that’s "cool",
But, there’s not much to say when he stills goes to night school.
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Posted: Aug 03, 2007 8:02 p.m. - Subject:
well what can I say you be the shit
ever see his house, don’t be down wind of it
stop throwing gas, you aren’t on top
rap? fuck you can’t even do hip hop
All I get is a bunching of hating
from little boys not old enough to be masterbating
just be glad I don’t live next dorr to your ass
cause I’d throw you through a window then stab you with the glass
don’t be such a bitch, can’t help it if I’m rich
cause if I got that money any faster
they’d call me Yomiko, cause I’d be a fucking paper master
I’ll be here long after you are gone
I heard other noobs use the same old song
they ain’t here now, but look at me
GMT pwns all of RE
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Posted: Aug 03, 2007 8:03 p.m. - Subject:
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Hahaha that was kinda funny,
but its not nice to laugh cuz your a dummy,
God has humor thats why he made you,
No smarter then a chimpanzee from the zoo,
Sure your no nigga cuz your really white,
Thats why you thought that rhyme was tight,
Well this has been fun pwning a noob,
But if your gonna have Buttsecks Tell GMT to use some lube,
You think that ryhme was cool? you think your a mac?
Keep thinking that when your in GMT’s Digestive Tract!
So if you want to go again spit another verse,
I’ll murder you like you do GMTS bunghole in reverse
So quit trying to diss me because your done,
it was over way before it begun!
HAHA I LOLED at the god line/
so you had fun pwning a noob?
When i plowed your mum, out- came- you.
No my rhyme wasnt cool, i aint no mac.
macintosh computers are just whack.
Thats right bitch i is white
tell your sister her pussy is tight.
she needs to loosen up man a crowbar should do
when she saw the giant cock i had, she just knew,
it wouldnt fit, so i got re-directed too
yo mumma bitch and thats how we made you.
FOO
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Posted: Aug 03, 2007 9:35 p.m. - Subject:
lol Yo Yo I am kinda like trillville,
So boy when I come around you better chill!
So come on now your the weakest link GOODBYE,
So you need a gun? i’ll supply!
As long as you put it up against your head,
Blast out your brains and some lead!
Boy your stupid and your rhymes are weak,
Can’t catch up to me now, Nos on a winning streak!
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Posted: Aug 04, 2007 7:16 a.m. - Subject:
my balls are so big they bounce of your girl’s chin
don’t fuck with me, you ain’t never gonna win
I drop boms with real flow
you drop shit whne you gotta go
but thats okay, we are at school we can use ya see
we need the special ed class, dee-dee-dee
no one else enters this thread cause they know they can’t run
we flame the fuck outta each other, but its all in fun
I got love for for everybody but one
running your mouth, filthy you make me sick
you’ll never reach level 40 if you suck weasel’s dick
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Posted: Aug 04, 2007 9:16 a.m. - Subject:
Yeah we throw down and do it in good fun,
But phhhht level 40? you’ll soon be outdone.
I reach new levels like something by my knee’s,
I’ll be level 15 in a couple months you can guarantee,
But levels don’t matter or so they say,
But when they get over level 10 they start to convey,
Some kinda higher horse attitude,
Noobs get on there bad side and there screwed,
They know this so they try to stay low,
Rating eggs making that egg point dough,
So they can level up and monkey see monkey do,
And run there mouths like all the other members do,
But levels don’t matter so you see?
But think about it, thats how it works.....thats how we run RE!!!!!
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Posted: Aug 04, 2007 4:53 p.m. - Subject:
look how far the haters gotta stoop
someone says I don’t suck they call them a dupe
I could get mad, but I’ll laugh cause that’s rich
I don’t that many e-mails you nervous little bitch
Now back to the story, these rhymes are getting phat
I like those beats Noz, where’d ya get that
GMT flows like an old school river
you come on hard like a kick to the liver
dooplis drops bombs on the whole troop
fuck this thread, we should make a group
then we could slap around power egg hating noobs
and get all XXX raping about boobs
my lyrics are like a snap to the bra
mess with me and I’m like Goku, KAMEHAMEHA
you know when you read this you are tapping your feet
GMT knows how to bring the beat
