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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 552401
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Oct 14, 2008 8:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s a cock meat sammich
I wish lunch was 20 minutes longer
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Oct 14, 2008 11:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but school is 40 hours longer
I wish for... everything.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 4703
Posts: 597
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| Posted: Oct 14, 2008 11:12 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you die a second later from every disease known to man.
I wish I wasnt so bored.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 967028
Posts: 648
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| Posted: Oct 14, 2008 11:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your new hobby is costplay.
I wish for more wishes...
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Oct 14, 2008 12:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but they all get corrupted.
i wish I could have this memory for free
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Oct 14, 2008 3:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you don’t know how to install it.
I wish the fucking birds outside my window would shut up.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 579546
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 1:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but they manage to get in the house and shit all over you.
I wish I my Sunday shift wasn’t moved.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1857877
Posts: 7051
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 1:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it doesn’t matter because you lose your job.
I wish it was Friday!
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 2780
Posts: 746
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 1:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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It is!
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 579546
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 1:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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It’s still Thursday Evening here... Prison break on to night!
Granted but it’s Friday everyday, and Fridays the annual day a big black rapist gets you. Every day.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 579546
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 1:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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I wish for a better cone piece.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 514575
Posts: 2301
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 2:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the cones you get are the ones Madonna used in the 80s.
I wish there were people on this forum awake..
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1857877
Posts: 7051
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 2:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but they all TYP3 L1KE TH15.
I wish I didn’t have to go to the shop!
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 54
Egg Points: 1621411
Posts: 4487
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 2:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it breaks and you inhale small fragments of glass.
I wish DD didn’t inhale glass.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 12:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he inhales gas and suffocates, instead.
I wish I had a good job, that I enjoyed, with good pay and good hours. And it wasn’t far from my home. And everyone, especially the boss, loved me.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 1:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the boss is an 80 year old woman who loves you just a little bit too much.
I wish I passed my tests today.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1857877
Posts: 7051
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 1:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but a small dog chews your nuts off tomorrow.
I wish I was having sex right now(with my Mrs)
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 2:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted (if that is a possibility at this moment then why the fuck are you on the computer right now?) but, you can’t finish.
I wish I could go play pool right now.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 2:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you can’t actually play very well and end up getting laughed at by fat bikers in a run down, piss-stinking bar in some southern state.
I wish I was asleep right now (and woke up tomorrow).
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2008 2:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you fall asleep in a pile of dog shit (fresh).
I wish I could work on my truck right now.
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