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ShadyShadow


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Member Lvl: 10
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Posts: 648

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 2:58 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but on the moment you’re done with it, i jack it and run you over...

I wish your truck could go a little faster.


Salamanderhead


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Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 440776
Posts: 10319

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 3:04 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
I wish your truck could go a little faster.

Granted but I just lost the game.

I wish everyone here would also lose the game.


-T-D-D-


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Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 281038
Posts: 1425

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 3:05 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but they also loose their lives.

I wish I could go to the Super Bowl.


CleanseTheDoors


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Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 3:14 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you get drunk and streak across the field while being chased by every player there.

I wish Sally hadn’t made me lose the game.


Indee


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Member Lvl: 12
Egg Points: 34952
Posts: 538

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 3:22 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, But sally also made you lose your virginity and gave you aids.

I wish that I didnt have to work this weekend.


ShadyShadow


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Posted: Oct 16, 2008 3:26 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but T-D-D still killed you with his wish.

I wish this site was like how it was 2-3 years ago...


Haro


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Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 4224
Posts: 540

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 4:04 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you would have to fuck weasel in the poop chute 74 times before he would give a crap about this place.

I wish i still had my old account and my eggs :(


ShadyShadow


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Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 967288
Posts: 648

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 4:28 p.m. - Subject:

Little derail, but it isn’t only Weasel its the whole communitie... everyone left round 2006/2007.

Granted but no one will ever look at it because almost no one gives a shit about eggs lately. (And what the hell happend to your old account? I remember you being around lvl 10 atleast.)


CleanseTheDoors


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Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682

Posted: Oct 16, 2008 5:02 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, you have your account, but you’re perma-banned.

I wish my cable wasn’t out.


ManBearPig


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Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3282
Posts: 167

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 3:37 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, your computer is.

I wish this girl at my school didn’t die yesterday.


GrandMastaThief


'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 557002
Posts: 16495
AIM YIM

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 3:47 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but she came back as a zombie and eat your face

I wish I hadn’t had to be the one to go there


CleanseTheDoors


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Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 5:59 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but I was and felt horrible about it. (In all seriousness, R.I.P. to the girl)

I wish my feet didn’t smell.


GrandMastaThief


'The Devil'
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Posted: Oct 17, 2008 7:41 p.m. - Subject:

granted and now they just disapear

I wish I ahd some food


CleanseTheDoors


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Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682

Posted: Oct 17, 2008 8:21 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but its dog food.

I wish I had some people food.


ManBearPig


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Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3282
Posts: 167

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 5:16 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but it’s soylent green (real people food!).

I wish I was in hell. 0.o (flame that up)


CleanseTheDoors


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Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 7:07 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but, like Hitler, you get a pineapple shoved up your ass every day.

I wish I had the color paint I need.


Brjo


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Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 577330
Posts: 4473

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 7:23 a.m. - Subject:

Granted but the paint is frozen and cannot be unfrozen
I wish I work started right now


GrandMastaThief


'The Devil'
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Posted: Oct 18, 2008 7:30 a.m. - Subject:

granted, but the only work you can do is work for the NAACP

i wish it wasnt cold


Brjo


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Posts: 4473

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 7:44 a.m. - Subject:

Granted but there is a Class 5 hurricane going through Ohio
I wish I didn’t have to work for the NAACP or anyother black organization


CleanseTheDoors


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Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682

Posted: Oct 18, 2008 8:10 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, you work as a migrant worker in the fields.

I wish I wasn’t cold right now.
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