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'The Devil'
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Posts: 16496
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 18, 2008 8:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you burst into flames
i wish i felt better
666th reply lol
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 601937
Posts: 4473
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| Posted: Oct 18, 2008 8:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you become so happy you commit suicide
I wish GMT’s pokemon didn’t bring all of the boys to the yard
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 18, 2008 10:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, it brings all of the old men to the yard.
I wish there was something interesting on television right now.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456842
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 18, 2008 6:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but there’s a power outage.
I wish my back didn’t hurt.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 18, 2008 8:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, now your ass does (I won’t say from what).
I wish my ass didn’t hurt (I fell about seven feet off of a ladder and landed on my ass).
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 632478
Posts: 16496
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 7:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but now your face hurts
i wish i had magick
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3312
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 7:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but so does everyone else and you get into a huge magick fight and everyone turns into Richard Simmons.
I wish I had perfect vision.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 9:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but then you realize just how ugly everyone is.
I wish my friend wasn’t just hit by a car.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456842
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 10:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, it was a truck.
I wish I had enough money for a new camera.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 4703
Posts: 597
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 10:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now you’re blind
I wish it was saturday again
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 11:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but a time paradox makes every day saturday.
I wish I didn’t have to do laundry.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 4703
Posts: 597
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 12:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, You have to clean shit stained toilets
I wish this tv show would end
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
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Posts: 16496
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 12:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, it ends when the tv falls on your head
i wish i wasn’t bored
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 19, 2008 2:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, now you’re so excited you soil yourself.
I wish I had some beef jerky.
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
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Posts: 16496
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 6:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but its made from people
I wish I hadn’t had to be the one to bump this
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6456842
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 8:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now you’re gay.
I wish I didn’t have this damn cough.
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 632478
Posts: 16496
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 8:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but now you are bleeding anally
I wished I haz a crayon
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'I bring the fire'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 2821264
Posts: 5512
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 9:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it is that weird blue/green cross colour no one ever uses.
I wish I didn’t have to commute an hour to school everyday
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429352
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 9:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you never leave school.
I wish i would get a biger paycheck.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3312
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 12:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s only bigger in size.
I wish I was blind, deaf, quadrepalegic, and had that disease where you can’t feel anything.
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