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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 1:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you can’t feel an orgasm.
I wish my homework would do itself and give me straight A’s.
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'Master ’bater'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 1385525
Posts: 6050
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 1:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you lose it all.
I wish this thread would be deleted and never remade.
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'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 3526305
Posts: 13584
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 1:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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ME TOO
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2008 2:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but due to one of RE’s glitches, deleting this thread erases everything from this site.
I wish I hadn’t lost all of my completed homework.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 21, 2008 1:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s smeared in dogshit.
I wish my throat wasn’t so dry.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 440481
Posts: 10318
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| Posted: Oct 21, 2008 1:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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^Granted but giving head makes you gay.
I wish Peace_Frog wasn’t so gay and sucking dick all the time.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 21, 2008 1:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, But now by Me being so straight, you look like a flaming homosexual.
I wish I had more games and controllers for my N64.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3282
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Oct 21, 2008 3:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but to get them, you sold your n64.
I wish I wasn’t hungry.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Oct 21, 2008 3:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the only thing there was to eat was cock.
I wish I didn’t have to wait three days to see the doctor for my chest pains.
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 555586
Posts: 16493
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 6:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, you die instead
I wish i had a taco
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 10:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you pull several muscles and are in agonizing pain for weeks.
I wish I could read minds.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 12:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you discover all old men want you.
I wish my fucking doctor could speak decent english.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 440481
Posts: 10318
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 12:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish my fucking doctor could speak decent english.
Granted, but he is really a dentist and things get really bad for you.
I wish I had a magical lamp so I could make wishes.
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'The Devil'
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Posts: 16493
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 12:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but the first thing he says is that you have dick cancer
I wish I had telekenisis
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'The Devil'
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Posts: 16493
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 12:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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goddamn it
Quote: I wish I had a magical lamp so I could make wishes.
granted, that night you met milinko and he gave you three wishes, that night you fucked three fat bitches
i still wish I ahd telekenisis
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 12:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they’re corrupted in some way (Original, amirite?)
I wish the kids in my shop weren’t so fucking stupid
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Power Egg
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Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 12:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fucking Glitches.
Granted but all you can see people think is gay sex.
Same wish
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 12:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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ha ha fail, TK is moving objects with the mind
Quote: I wish the kids in my shop weren’t so fucking stupid
now they are just really ugly
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Power Egg
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Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 5:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hah, I figured it was that but I didn’t know. And They’re already ugly.
^^No wish?
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 23, 2008 8:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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i wish I had remembered to post a wish
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