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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 527831
Posts: 4472
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 8:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you wished to watch MLB for the rest of your life.
I wish GMT’s wish happened
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 803993
Posts: 6167
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 10:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you allready granted it in your post so you just wasted your wish.
I wish I’d never left RE.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 12:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but all the cool members you were friends with left, and the majority of members left were trolls.
I wish My friend had a cell phone.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 803993
Posts: 6167
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 12:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he now has no tongue and no hands!
I wish RE would stop signing me out every 2 minutes!!
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 63
Egg Points: 1223347
Posts: 10316
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 1:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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^ Same:(
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'#1 CakeFarter'
Member Lvl: 63
Egg Points: 1223347
Posts: 10316
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 1:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Wouldn’t it be epic if weasel posted here and said granted and fixed it.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3282
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 1:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it takes so much t ofix it that the site becomes useless.
I wish, I was the last hooman on earth, and I didn’t care if I died.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 803993
Posts: 6167
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 2:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but just as you are dying, an alien appears, who has the form of the most beautiful woman u ever did see, and says she wants to have teh sex with you. That then makes u wish you werent about to die, but you die anyway! ha!
I wish for a million egg points.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 2:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you live forever and wish you were dead every day.
I wish my internet was faster.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 2:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Damn.
Granted, but you can’t do anything with them.
Same wish.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 5
Egg Points: 3282
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 5:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s too fast for your computer which in turn, explodes. You die catastrophically.
I wish I was teh greatest skater ever. And I was indestructible.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 7:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but fame and fortune distances you from all of your friends and makes it so you can’t have a real relationship.
I wish I hadn’t just did a full split and pulled my groin.
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 405475
Posts: 16488
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 24, 2008 8:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, instead you fell and busted your head
I wish I was a lumber jack
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Oct 25, 2008 5:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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^For the record, I’d rather have a split head than a pulled groin.
And granted, but you saw off your own hand.
I wish I had enough paint to finish my project.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 803993
Posts: 6167
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| Posted: Oct 25, 2008 9:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get an F anyway. (Assuming it’s a school project? Sorry if I’m wrong, lol)
I wish... shit, I forgot! oh wait, i remember now...
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair!
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 405475
Posts: 16488
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 6:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it turns out you are allergic to the floowers and your head swells
I wish I was teh ceiling cat
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 29
Egg Points: 462318
Posts: 2757
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 9:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish I was teh ceiling cat
Granted, but you get trapped in the ceiling, and the building does THIS:
I wish black people were fast at Burger King, the way they’re fast on the basketball court.
No, forget that wish.
My real wish is: I wish money grew on trees.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 9:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but the world faces mass deforestation.
I wish there were more hours in a day.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 10:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, there are 240 hours in a day and you must spend every single day doing something you can’t stand.
I wish I had some McCoys crisps.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 279824
Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 12:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they taste horrid.
I wish the one on my phone worked.
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