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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 4:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but that’s the only key that works.
I wish my leg didn’t look like this inside:
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':3'
Member Lvl: 69
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 4:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it looks even worse on the outside o.O
I wish i my pasta wasn’t steaming hot so i could actually eat it.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 5:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, instead it is encased in a block of ice, and you have to suck it like a lollypop.
I wish I was really skilled at doing something that is worthwhile
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 29
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 5:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish I was really skilled at doing something that is worthwhile
Granted. You’ll be tying hand-knotted rugs in India alongside 8-year-old children, and making hand rolled cigarettes on your days off from the hand-knotted rug factory.
I wish I’d studied pharmacy when I was younger, which would have been just in time for the recreational pre5cription drug boom of the past decade.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 360472
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 7:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you’re caught and lose your license.
I wish I wasn’t awake right now.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2008 8:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you’re not asleep either..... you’re dead!
I wish I was magic!!
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
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AIM
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 8:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you’re Ron Weasley!
I wish I could click my fingers and anything I wanted would happen.
inb4 no fingers.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
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Posts: 7054
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 8:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but as well as anything you want happening you also shit yourself every time you click your fingers(you can’t click it away)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 8:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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lol. No wish? I’ll go then.
I wish I could control time.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 8:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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Motherucker!!!!!
Granted but everytime you "take control" you lose half an inch from your fun stick.
I wish I had a tractor.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 8:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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lol
Granted, but it doesn’t have an engine.
I wish my pay wasn’t getting halved in a couple of weeks.
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 9:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, now its gone completely
I wish i knew Voodoo
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'Fucked up'
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 9:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you make a doll that looks like you and kill your self.
I wish it wasnt snowing.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 12:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, its hailing.
I wish the leaves would stop falling.
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'Schlong Connery'
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 1:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, now there’s no leaves at all and everyone dies.
I wish I had a pizza.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 1:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it’s only the size of a quarter.
I wish that I knew before what I now know.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 1:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you forget tomorrow.
I wish I didn’t want to play Bomberman so much.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 1:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you have the urge to blow old fat men instead.
I wish the heating in my house works.
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 5:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your house burns down.
I wish I didnt have school tommorow.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 27, 2008 5:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you have it every single day after that for the rest of your life.
I wish that she would just fucking die.
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