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GrandMastaThief


'The Devil'
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Posted: Oct 29, 2008 6:06 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but you are a spy for canada

I wish I did remember you more from the old days


CleanseTheDoors


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Egg Points: 535280
Posts: 2677

Posted: Oct 29, 2008 6:06 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the white and black spy from Spy vs. Spy team up and form a diabolical plan against you.

I wish I hadn’t just stapled my foot. (Yes it started working the second I pointed it at my foot)


Coopz


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Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 754115
Posts: 6158

Posted: Oct 30, 2008 8:59 a.m. - Subject:

ehh.... I’ll just grant them both, shall I?

GMT - Granted, but I’m the only thing you can remember.
(You commented on my egg ’How to use RE tags properly’, maybe that’ll jog a memory.)

CleanseTheDoors, firstly I have to apologise. That was my fault (even though I said staple your hand hand... I just got a little mixed up when sending my psychic powers to your staple gun)

Granted, but you stapled your nut-sack to your chair.

I wish to live a full and happy life.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Oct 30, 2008 12:11 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you get very bored.

I wish the four day weekend was here already.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Oct 30, 2008 12:30 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but then you get caught in a time loop and have to live those four days for all eternity

I wish it was 1999 again


AppetiteForDestruction


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Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 1348079
Posts: 2207

Posted: Oct 30, 2008 12:34 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you’re in jail serving 25 years. And you still have 21 more to go.

I wish I had a real breakfast. None of this cereal shit.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Oct 30, 2008 2:59 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but its from Denny’s. think that says it all.

I wish Dominoes would deliver faster.


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Oct 30, 2008 3:17 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but the noid got your pizza first

I wish I had magick


Coopz


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Posts: 6158

Posted: Oct 30, 2008 3:28 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you have to use a pink fairy wand with a big gold glittery star on the end to make your magick work.

I wish I could slip into a coma until next August.


Peace_Frog


Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149

Posted: Oct 30, 2008 3:53 p.m. - Subject:

Granted but nobody cares.

I wish I could get my life together.


Tyrant


'Schlong Connery'

Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6411732
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Posted: Oct 30, 2008 4:08 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but the glue you use only lasts a few hours.

I wish I had the Gears of War Zune.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posts: 2677

Posted: Oct 30, 2008 4:15 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but they deliver the wrong one and it is bright pink and neon green.

I wish the head of my hammer didn’t just fly off.


Coopz


Master Egg
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Egg Points: 754115
Posts: 6158

Posted: Oct 30, 2008 4:51 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, but your own head did.

I wish for something terrible to happen to the next poster!


Peace_Frog


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Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 62568
Posts: 149

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 3:23 a.m. - Subject:

Granted, but you are accused of rape.

I wish I had someone to hang out with on Halloween.


DaddySpook


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Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1721842
Posts: 7031

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 6:10 a.m. - Subject:

Granted,you hang out with this dude..

^^He has sooper powerz


I wish I was better at Combat Arms .


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Oct 31, 2008 8:06 a.m. - Subject:

granted, but you still get pwn’d by a 12 year old

I wish that everyone on re gets exactly what they deserve


Coopz


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Posts: 6158

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 8:11 a.m. - Subject:

lmao! that picture is awesome.

Granted, but you suck at everything else.

I wish I looked like that guy!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Coopz


Master Egg
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Egg Points: 754115
Posts: 6158

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 8:17 a.m. - Subject:

Damn you GMT!!

Granted, but we’re all very good little boys and girls and we all deserve lots of nice things! Apart from you, you get a lump of coal.

I wish it was summer again.


Tyrant


'Schlong Connery'

Member Lvl: 60
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Posts: 6803
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Posted: Oct 31, 2008 12:16 p.m. - Subject:

Granted, it’s summer 2007 and Britain fucking floods again.

I wish the butchers would ring me to tell me whether I have the job or not.


Coopz


Master Egg
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Egg Points: 754115
Posts: 6158

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 12:26 p.m. - Subject:

granted, but you didnt get the job.

I wish I was out partying
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