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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
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Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but she turns to Islam and tries to bomb a church.
I wish I could have the power to make ppl vomit, piss & shit themselves and orgasm by looking at them.
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'Fucked up'
Member Lvl: 73
Egg Points: 2429612
Posts: 7465
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, she has a girl friend now.
I wish i wasnt bored
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 67087
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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fuck, my 1st post was at Brjo’s bio tech
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 67087
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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soz for the double post
granted but you get over excited and lose control of your bladder forever
I wish my cock was * inches long and was invunarable to STDs
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 73236
Posts: 12682
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you can only have gay sex with it.
I wish Weasel would give me full ownership of RE with no strings attached.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457102
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Granted, she has a girl friend now.
I hoped someone would say that :D
Granted, but the servers crash and everything is lost, including backups.
I wish I could fly.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 73236
Posts: 12682
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wax wings melt and you fall in the Icarian Sea and die.
I wish Gimp would come to my house so we could furiously screw for hours.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457102
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you eventually make a very nice shed.
I wish I didn’t have a headache.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 73236
Posts: 12682
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 1:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now you have a dickache.
I wish the person replying to me would be Tyrant.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 871269
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 4:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but I’m not really Tyrant.
I wish I didn’t have to get up early tomorrow.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 44
Egg Points: 1460117
Posts: 3815
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 4:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you have to wake up early the day after tomorrow.
I wish I had money
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 1454617
Posts: 2210
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 4:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you have to spend one night as Mike Tyson’s bitch to get it.
I wish I never have to work another day in my life.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 871269
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 5:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you’re homeless and live on the streets.
I wish I had the energy to get up and take a piss.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 44
Egg Points: 1460117
Posts: 3815
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 5:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your penis swells up and ’splodes.
I wish I wasn’t so lazy
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 44
Egg Points: 1460117
Posts: 3815
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 5:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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I take that back I wish I live in Miami
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 13
Egg Points: 871269
Posts: 2365
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 5:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you die 1week later from teh hurricane.
I wish it was still summer.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 29
Egg Points: 543518
Posts: 2763
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 6:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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[quite]I wish it was still summer. [/quote]
Your wish is my command... You’ll just have to go to Australia or Africa or South America someplace.
I wish for world peace.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 29
Egg Points: 543518
Posts: 2763
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 6:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish it was still summer.
Your wish is my command... You\\’ll just have to go to Australia or Africa or South America someplace.
I wish for world peace.
[quite].... Now THAT was just stupid!
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 1712
Posts: 1642
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| Posted: Sep 10, 2008 10:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I wish for world peace.
Granted. But you now have 5 mosques in your street.
I wish i had beer.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 67087
Posts: 1040
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| Posted: Sep 11, 2008 8:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it’s cheap nasty supermarket own brand crap that tastes like piss
I wish I had 6 ounces of weed.
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