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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 5:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you smell like you do.
I wish my arms weren’t killing me after walking nearly 2 miles on my crutches yesterday.
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 5:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but from now on, you have to walk around with [Gump] Magic Legs [/Gump] :-D
[derail]3 friggin’ miles??? Are you nuts? Why were you walking 2 miles?? Were you stalking a physio nurse? o.O [/derail]
I wish I could make threads as FUCKING EPIC as Tyrant.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 7:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but.... (my minds gone blank!).... ok, but you die so you don’t get to see how epic it becomes!
[I went into Glasgow to meet a friend, and instead of getting a taxi (cab) from the train station to his house and back, I just walked. Figured the exercise would do me good, a few more excursions like that and I’ll have the upper-body of Mr Universe! lol. lmao at "stalking a phrsio nurse," haha!]
I wish I could get into a proper sleeping pattern.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
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Posts: 4473
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 9:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your leg stays in the same condition as it is now for 49 years
I wish Science didn’t suck
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 11:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now you do.
I wish that there were no grades in school and people only went there to learn.
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'#1 CakeFarter'
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 12:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but all they teach you about is anal sex and you have to perform it in front of the class. The teacher is male.
I wish there was a huge website rade for RE to take part of.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 12:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s on 4chan and they respond and destroy RE
I wish everyone’s keyboard was fucked
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, b4t that 5nc34des y64rs.
5 w5sh y64 c643d 4nderstand th5s. (hahaha)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 1:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, I understand and I change your wish to you eating keyboard keys for the rest of your life
I wish everyone could see the newest SP episode, it’s really funny
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 1:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but Brjo, being the pillar of intelligence he is, literally fucks his keyboard and gets the space bar stuck up his dick.
I wish I could have a velociraptor as a pet.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 1:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol
Bjro - granted, but no-one else finds it funny and you realise that you have a retarded sense of humor.
AFD - Granted, but my T-rex accidentally stands on it and kills it.
I wish I didn’t have to get up early tomorrow... and the next day.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 1:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but that is because you suffer from sleep deprivation, causing you to go insane.
I wish GMT was here
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 2:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he rapes you.
I wish my mouth would stop being numb.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 4:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it makes you realise that while it was numb you chewed a massive hole in your cheek without noticeing, but now it hurts like fuck.
I wish I had a drink.
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'Fucked up'
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 4:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but its piss
I wish i had Money for my bikes engine
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 4:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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I actually did put a whole in my cheek and the numbness is wearing off now. Fucking novocaine.
Granted, but you crash like Coopz did.
I wish I had the latest Futurama movie on DVD.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 4:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. But then your bike gets stolen.
I wish I pass my economics paper.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 06, 2008 4:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s because the teacher feels bad because it’s so bad
I wish Qore would finish dl
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 07, 2008 2:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it turns out to be a virus that kills you comp
I wish they spoke english in WHAT
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
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AIM
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| Posted: Nov 07, 2008 3:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you don’t understand English anymore.
I wish I had the new Guitar Hero.
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