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'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 3526305
Posts: 13584
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2008 1:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but u get AIDS
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 35
Egg Points: 281038
Posts: 1425
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2008 1:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wish a_glock_in_my_hand didnt get Atljoker’s account
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'Eggo Rapo'
Member Lvl: 65
Egg Points: 3526305
Posts: 13584
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2008 2:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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not granted. 0*s!
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 480497
Posts: 16490
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2008 7:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wish glock would make one more stupid post so I could ban him
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2008 8:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, and the people rejoice.
I wish I remembered Ralphie May was going to be on Comedy Central tonight.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 313010
Posts: 6171
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 7:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but your tv breaks just before he comes on
I wish I could play guitar and sing (and do it well!)
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 480497
Posts: 16490
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 8:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you loose the ability to do everything else
i wish it wasn’t so cold
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 313010
Posts: 6171
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 10:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but it rains that horrible, humid, warm rain non-stop for the next 3 years.
I wish I was suddenly miraculously a level 14
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 12:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but...HOLY SHIT! My wish granting power worked.
I wish I had a band aid.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 1390578
Posts: 2207
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 12:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. But it doesn’t help you with that gaping hole you will get in your belly.
I wish for 1300000 egg pointz.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 1129587
Posts: 2797
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 12:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but weasel won’t ever send you your gift card.
I wish this thread would go away.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 65118
Posts: 1033
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 12:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but due to the state of the world economy those points are now more worthless than ever and you become poorer.
I wish my computer was working so i had the ability to browse more than one site at a time.
side note: In my absence of having a life outside this site for the past month or so i can see the forums are still so lifeless this thread is still going strong?
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 1:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you can only view gay porn sites.
I wish I remembered to proofread all my work.
Side note: the forums are pretty much like they always are. And yes, this thread has been going for quite some time.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2813843
Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 1:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you get an F on it anyways
I wish I was lvl 99.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 1:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but then you get b&
i wish this forum would spring back into activity (i don’t mind trolls)
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 2:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get banned and can’t take part in the forums.
I wish I had a pet turtle again.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2813843
Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 2:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but then you get b& or whatever the fuck that means
I wish I could teleport.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 3:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get "lynched" (á la Harry Potter and apparating)
I wish I had the power to kill people with a thought (but have a failsafe, Vista-UAC-like "Are you sure?" system in place so I don’t accidentally kill myself or relatives)
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 299967
Posts: 2680
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 4:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but the failsafe system fails (we live in an ironic world) and you die.
I wish I knew the ultimate question of the universe.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 5:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but deep thought doesn’t exist so it’s irrelevant. The lack of answer to the question drives you insane, and you walk around with a potato who you claim is "Darla" and loves you.
I wish I knew whether the cat was alive or dead without opening the box.
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