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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 5:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but this ruins Quantum Mechanics for everyone.
I wish I knew more about Susan B. Anthony.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 336806
Posts: 976
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 5:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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I really have no idea how to corrupt that wish so...Granted SBA
I wish for ultimate wisdom.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
Egg Points: 779082
Posts: 6165
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 7:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but in a week you are going to develop alzheimers....
I wishI had some food. Good food.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 7:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your ultimate wisdom comes from Wiikipedia and is mostly incorrect..
I wish I had more pie.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 20
Egg Points: 2341215
Posts: 972
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 7:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. You get more pie, which is taken from you in order to satisfy Coopz unfulfilled wish for good food. The pie is delicious, and it’s only after eating it that you learn of it’s terrible secret. The main ingredient is arsenic.
I wish I had some arsenic.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
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Posts: 6165
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 7:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol, thanks kapraxis, I thought I was going to go hungry there! Oh shit, I’m dying now though....
Granted, but since I was poisened with arsenic, and you just happen to have some, the police blame you for poisening me and you spend the next 32 years of your life in prison getting bummed every night by "tiny", the sarcastically named brute who rules the prison.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 7:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you handle it wrong and poison yourself.
I wish my mother didn’t smoke.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
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Posts: 6165
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 7:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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oops.... I wish I had remembered to make a wish....
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 330397
Posts: 16486
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2008 9:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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yay I get to grant two wishes
granted, she just burns instead
granted, but you wish that your head exploded
I wish that i wasn’t hungry
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14545
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 7:23 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but now you’re thirsty
i wish i had more books to read, am on the last one currently
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455931
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 8:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you have all the time in the world and as many books as you could ever need, but you break your glasses (and you do need them) like in that Twilight Zone episode.
I wish I had credit on my phone.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 336806
Posts: 976
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 8:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you have no bars
I wish I had a dollar for every post made in this thread.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2813819
Posts: 6280
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 9:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you live on mars so the dollar is useless
I wish I could never feel any pain.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 64132
Posts: 1032
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 9:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you horribly injure yourself without noticing and don’t realise your bleeding to death until it’s too late.
I wish I could kick the guy’s ass who set off a stink bomb in the hall at school today just before the 2-minute silence assembly.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
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Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 11:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you only literally kick it, he then turns round and kicks the shit out of you.
I wish it was March.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
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Posts: 2678
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 12:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you don’t know anything that has happened between now and then.
I wish my house had heat.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 39
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Posts: 6165
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 12:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but its because it’s on fire.
I wish I was rich
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 1:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you lose everything else important to you (family, friends, etc).
I wish my house wasn’t burning down.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 1:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but its because your house is so delapitated that the whole place is so damp and sodden that nothing can catch fire.
I wish I could get to see my friends more often.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 11, 2008 1:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but they begin to despise your presence.
I wish I had a decent house that was neither damp or firey.
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