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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 50
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Posts: 4387
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 11:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but she doesn’t.
I wish I had a Monster Energy right now.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 1:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it makes your heart asplode.
I wish I had a decent house phone.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2814103
Posts: 6280
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 2:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you didn’t pay your phone bill so the line gets disconnected.
I wish my English teacher wasn’t such a bitch.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1901405
Posts: 7052
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 2:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted,it is a gay dude and he has the hawts for joo.
I wish it wasn’t so late so I could drink more...
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 2:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now its early (4AM) and your completely wasted and you have work at 6.
I wish I understood vectors.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6455932
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 2:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you don’t understand simple sums anymore.
I wish I had the music studio booked all week.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
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Posts: 6280
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 2:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but thats the only thing you understand
I wish I wasn’t so damn good looking.
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'The Devil'
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Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 555576
Posts: 16493
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 3:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, now you look like a pimple on a fat man’s ass
I wish I had telepathy
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1901405
Posts: 7052
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 3:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you don’t have a license and are sent to jail(yes you need a license)
I wish I hadn’t just sharted...
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 4:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, you shit your pants.
I wish I had looseleaf so that I could do my homework.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
Egg Points: 2814103
Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you forgot to write down what you needed to do now you can’t do your homework.
I wish my feet weren’t cold.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 21355
Posts: 3528
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 5:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but your feet turn cold again when you want to ask that girl out.
I wish I could have been there when my friend texted ILY to my other friend.
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'Forum Moderator'
Member Lvl: 64
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Posts: 6280
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 6:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you didn’t know what ILY meant so it didn’t matter anyways.
I wish I knew what ILY meant.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 7:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you forget what everything else means. (ILY is the text-speak way of saying I Love You. Its really impersonal and a real couple wouldn’t use it.)
I wish I knew all chat-speak. It really confuses me.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 7
Egg Points: 4387
Posts: 84
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| Posted: Nov 12, 2008 10:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, But now you talk in text speech.
I wish I had aids.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 339280
Posts: 6176
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2008 7:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted. What more do I need to say? YOU HAVE AIDS!!
I wish I could drive my car
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 58
Egg Points: 1901405
Posts: 7052
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2008 7:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you crash it and fuck up your other leg.
I wish I had some food right now.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 339280
Posts: 6176
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2008 8:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it’s a steak and you’re a vegetarian.
I wish it didn’t get dark so early now.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 320094
Posts: 2682
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2008 1:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it never gets dark. This throws off your circadian rhythms and makes it impossible for you to sleep.
I wish I hadn’t missed Sons of Anarchy last night.
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'The Devil'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 10:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, it missed you instead
I still wish I knew if the girl I like likes me lol
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