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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 364884
Posts: 6185
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 11:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but as usual when it comes to women, she ends up breaking your heart.
I wish my computer would play movies without freezing all the time.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 3475
Posts: 1388
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 1:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now it has no internet access.
I wish I would get all A’s in school.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 364884
Posts: 6185
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 1:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you only get them by cheating, and then you cheat your way to the top of your career, only for it all to come out dramatically and you end up killing yourself out of shame.
(No internet access/????? Yikes! that would suck! A computers no fun without the internet!)
I wish I was more creative
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 1:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you create a new disease which kills you.
I wish this day would just end.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457102
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 1:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but only in imagination; you can’t carry out things (draw, make music, plan things), only imagine them...if that makes sense :D
I wish I could stop staring at Froggie’s avatar.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457102
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 1:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s your last day.
Same wish.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 364884
Posts: 6185
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 1:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you end up staring at gay porn instead. It becomes an addiction and takes over your life.
I wish I has’d a crayon !
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 14
Egg Points: 1129847
Posts: 2797
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 2:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it’s made in China, and hence has lead, and you chew on it.
I wish this thread would die.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 22007
Posts: 3539
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 2:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you die, and then a new thread is started.
I wish I could add pictures. (I really want my fucking santa hat pic on!)
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457102
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 3:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wish people wouldn’t say they wished the thread would die, whilst bumping it. Hurr irony.
Granted, but you can’t post in the forums/eggs/etc.
I wish I had more pasta.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 22007
Posts: 3539
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 3:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it has garlic in it. (and your also deathly alergic to garlic.)
I wish I could charge a carnie with assault.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 4:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but it’s taken to court, and he wins the court case, which he wins, resulting in you paying him $1,000,000.
I wish the person who thought my "Marshall" would arrest me, would actually realize that it’s a MARSHALL AMPLIFIER I was talking about, and not some sort of Court Marshal (Which, is only spelt with one "L")
:D
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 22007
Posts: 3539
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 4:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it turns out it is actually a Court Marshal
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 4:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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No wish..?
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 364884
Posts: 6185
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 4:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wish I had something to grant :-(
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 43
Egg Points: 581236
Posts: 3032
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 5:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted but you end up corrupting it anyway.
I wish my new headset would come already. It’s been a week!
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Nov 14, 2008 7:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it takes control of your mind and you become schizophrenic.
I wish Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t on Mount Rushmore.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 364884
Posts: 6185
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 4:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but he’s in your bedroom!
I wish for 3 wishes.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 340275
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 7:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but none of the three are granted.
I wish I had some treats for my dog.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 8:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but they’re laced with arsenic
i wish i had food
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