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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380756
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 8:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you left some arsenic on your hands when you poisoned my dog and it contaminated your food.
I wish I had already taken my SATs.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 9:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you got a 600.
i wish my SAT scores would hurry up
and before you corrupt it by making them suck, if they do, i just submit my old one.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457213
Posts: 6803
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 9:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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They suck and your old scores become invalid for some stupid reason.
I wish I had a piano.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 416048
Posts: 6188
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 9:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you can’t play. And you develop leprosey and your fingers fall off. And then you die.
I wish I had more of this cake. It’s amazing!
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 337521
Posts: 976
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 11:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but you’re now a diabetic.
I wish my colloidal silver generator didn’t take so long to be effective.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 2:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but then in attempts to make it faster, you give it an AI, which then becomes sentient and kills you
i wish i was better at video games WITHOUT the premie side effects
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'The Devil'
Forum Moderator
Member Lvl: 81
Egg Points: 793167
Posts: 16505
AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 6:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you loose the ability to do anything else
I wish it wasn’t raining
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380756
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Nov 15, 2008 10:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but now instead of crying, God is taking a shit.
I wish I had a flawless diamond.
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 22
Egg Points: 337521
Posts: 976
AIM
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 11:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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granted but it’s the size of a grain of sand and worthless.
I wish organic food was cheap.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 14555
Posts: 900
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 12:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted but e.coli gets to it fro the organic fertiliser (cow shit) that they use and you get sick
i wish people would stop being so stupid
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380756
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 12:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you’re too stupid to notice the change.
I wish the wind would die down.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457213
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 1:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but only after a huge hurricane.
I wish I had money to buy a Live Gold membership again.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380756
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 1:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it gets hacked.
I wish I already cleaned my room.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457213
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 1:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but it gets messy again, soon, anyway.
I wish I could just sit the exam I’m waiting for right now and pass.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 37
Egg Points: 651204
Posts: 4477
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 2:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you fail the rest of them
I wish I had gotten post number 1000 in this thread instead of Tyrant
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457213
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 2:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ungrantable, I haven’t got it yet.
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'Schlong Connery'
Member Lvl: 60
Egg Points: 6457213
Posts: 6803
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 2:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wish it was Friday night.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 380756
Posts: 2683
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 2:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Granted, but you get date-raped.
I wish I had the juiciest, non-life threatening steak in the world.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 416048
Posts: 6188
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 6:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but you don’t have any teeth.
I wish I had gotten the 1000th reply! i’ve been eyeing that up for days!! Damn!
(lol, liking the way you managed it Tyrant! You sly dawg!)
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
Egg Points: 22829
Posts: 3539
YIM
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| Posted: Nov 16, 2008 6:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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granted, but RE falls apart as soon as it happens and nobody remembers.
I wish I could go back on that yacht
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