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good get backs 4 yo mamma jokes
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Published: Feb 26, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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HEY ARE YOU TIRED OF THOSE MOTHER #*@!AS WHO SAY THOSE CRAPPY YO MAMMA JOKES WELL HERE IS SOME COMEBAKS------- mom’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

mom’s so fat when she dances the band skips.

-Yo momma’s so short she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

-Yo momma’s like a Happy Meal small cheap and greasy

-Yo mama’s so greasy she sweats Crisco

-Yo mama’s so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.

-Yo mama’s so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

-Yo mama’s so hairy her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

-Y mama’s so greasy her freckles slipped off.

-Yo mama’s so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth.

-Yo mama’s chest hair is so long its growing all the way down to her #*@!.

-Yo mama’s so nasty when I went to yo house said whats for dinner yo mama put her foot up on the table and said Corn

-this on i got from a cool site-------Yo mama’s so nasty she has a sign by her #*@! that says: Warning: May cause irritation drowsiness and a rash or breakouts.

-Yo mama’s so nasty her tits give sour milk

-Yo mama’s so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

-Yo mama’s so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

____ dad JOKES

- your dads so poor on christmas he cut holes in ya pokets so u can have something to play with.MORE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!! hope) 		 
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TK-2010
Oct 25, 2006 9:32 am -
These are pretty funny, 5*s from me
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