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(40 votes) Published: Oct 27, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 1429 times
This prank is not for the skirmish.
Before Halloween get a nice size bucket to hold your candy. Now, cut a relatively large hole that enables you to slip your johnson into the bowl.
When the time comes fill up your bowl with sugar goodies as you would normally do. Come trick or treat time get a hard on and take your lawn chair outside. Sit down and slip you love rod into the tub of goods and wait for a victim.
Needless to say when the kids reach in to pick their favorite color of jolly rancher they will get a big surprise instead!
Editors Note: Yes i do realize this is incredibly sick and wrong.
Oct 30, 2005 10:47 pm - disgusting that’s disgusting! why not just put a dump in there? because your johnson is just disgusting! 5* fpr the thought though
Oct 30, 2006 4:57 am - im usually ok with pranks, but do you realise that THE MAJORITY OF TRICK OR TREATERS ARE KIDS! thats friggin pheadophilic, and allso you shouldnt be sharing your pheadophilic fantasies everyone you sick bastard.