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A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a pillar of your parish - and now you want to destroy that all by blowing up an airplane!" "Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane." "So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on board?!" "Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight." "And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on board of a plane?" "You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000. If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."
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Posted 348 days ago, Jun 07, 2012

*Sounds of crickets chirping*

 

Where is everyone at?

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Posted 348 days ago, Jun 07, 2012

This calls for a threadshit:

A young couple goes to McDonald's.  The place is nearly empty except for the elderly couple in line ahead of them.  Both couples eventually order and carry their trays to their tables. 

The younger husband can't help but notice the older ones ordered only a single hamburger and cup of coffee between them.  They look really poor, wearing worn-out clothes that were fashionable 30 years ago.  The younger couple discusses it amongst themselves, and the young wife approaches the old couple's table.

"Hey, won't you join us?  We'll buy you another hamburger."

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Oh, #%!@ it.  I'm not in the mood right now.

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Posted 346 days ago, Jun 09, 2012

You can't do that to me!  I wanna hear the rest...

Replying to H-Dogg who posted on Jun 07,2012 05:21 pm (View original message)
This calls for a threadshit: A young couple goes to McDonald's.  The place is nearly empty except for the elderly couple in line ahead of them.  Both couples eventually order and carry their trays to their tables.  The younger husband can't help but notice the older ones ordered only a single hamburger and cup of coffee between them.  They look really poor, wearing worn-out clothes that were fashionable 30 years ago.  The younger couple discusses it amongst themselves, and the young wife approaches the old couple's table. "Hey, won't you join us?  We'll buy you another hamburger." --------- Oh, #%!@ it.  I'm not in the mood right now.
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Posted 345 days ago, Jun 10, 2012

Here's a quickie threadshit:

A man says to his doctor, "Doctor, I hope you can help me.  I think my mom took fertility drugs or something, and I have an embarrassing birth defect.  Long story short, I have five penises."

The doctor was taken aback.  "I've never heard of such a thing... Tell me, how does your underwear fit?"

The patient replied:  "Like a glove...!"

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Posted 345 days ago, Jun 10, 2012

LOL

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