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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 27, 2011
i am so big i encircle the planet like the midgard serpent
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 27, 2011
I can use mine as a kickstand if needed.
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 28, 2011
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 28, 2011
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 28, 2011
the amount of blood it requires could flood Cincinatti
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 29, 2011
I'm skepctical of this claim, as my mother is a huge whore.
I'm sure she may be too loose for you, yet, I'm also sure she would take any size because she is a whore.
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 29, 2011
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 31, 2011
I have to throw mine on my shoulder in the shower to wash my nuts.
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011
I'd have to throw mine over the Chrystler building to wash my nuts
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011
mine can block out the sun a full erection.
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011
I have to throw mine in the grand canyon to wash it.
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011
I have to throw all your cocks in my mouth to get me through the day...........wait what?
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 06, 2011
Short ,very short but about as big around as a jar of peanutbutter .
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 06, 2011
I use mine as a pillow when needed
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 06, 2011
I could slap someone and their mother in the face with it at the same time on opposite ends of the earth
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 08, 2011
Everytime I get an erection I end up passing out because it pulls blood from my brain and the rest of my body in order for me to actually stay full erect.
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 12, 2011
My penis is so large that there is no unit of measurement to determine its actual legnth/girth.
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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 13, 2011
my dick is so big that it is the universe