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How Big Are You?

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Me? I'm not packing anything special, just a 14.5 incher. Not spectacular, but better than average.

How about you guys?

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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 27, 2011

i am so big i encircle the planet like the midgard serpent

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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 27, 2011

I can use mine as a kickstand if needed.

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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 28, 2011

i can use it as a lasso

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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 28, 2011

Big enough for your mom.

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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 28, 2011

the amount of blood it requires could flood Cincinatti

Replying to who posted on Jul 28,2011 09:29 am (View original message)
Big enough for your mom.
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 29, 2011

I'm skepctical of this claim, as my mother is a huge whore.

I'm sure she may be too loose for you, yet, I'm also sure she would take any size because she is a whore.

 

Replying to who posted on Jul 28,2011 09:29 am (View original message)
Big enough for your mom.
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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 29, 2011

perhaps

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Posted 10 years ago, Jul 31, 2011

I have to throw mine on my shoulder in the shower to wash my nuts.

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011

I'd have to throw mine over the Chrystler building to wash my nuts

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011

mine can block out the sun a full erection.

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011

I have to throw mine in the grand canyon to wash it.

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011

I have to throw all your cocks in my mouth to get me through the day...........wait what?

 

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 02, 2011

o no you dit-ten

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 06, 2011

Short ,very short but about as big around as a jar of peanutbutter .

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 06, 2011

I use mine as a pillow when needed

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 06, 2011

I could slap someone and their mother in the face with it at the same time on opposite ends of the earth

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 08, 2011

Everytime I get an erection I end up passing out because it pulls blood from my brain and the rest of my body in order for me to actually stay full erect.

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 12, 2011

My penis is so large that there is no unit of measurement to determine its actual legnth/girth.

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Posted 10 years ago, Aug 13, 2011

my dick is so big that it is the universe

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