Baby Mammoth Vs Jesus
Ok, so they found that little guy poking out the ice recently. I did some intensive research or wikipedia and found out when they were around. My studies revealed to me that they went extinct 2500 years before Jesus and his dad made us. Thus, Baby Mammoth must have created Jesus and 'em.
I'm still feet deep in this research so pardon the mess.
On a serious note: I'm going to go to a confessionial(my first) and I need a couple talking points. Nothing too rediculous plz.