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Hey! I've been lurking the site since it was in its old format. I like the new format but i can't help but be disapointed.

 

The old rotten eggs used to feel like the anarchist cookbook. This new site is toned way down compared to the old one. I was going to post a story on how to get benzos legally from your doctor. Then I looked at the rules. "can't post nothing illegal or about drugs" are a couple of stupid rules.

 

If you look at the archive of the old rotten eggs there be drug guides everywhere. Here? No. Theres stupid shit like, "how to chill in an abandoned house" or "how to make your frying pan into a skillet". Nothing pushing the boundrys like the old site, just silly things like "how to remove a hicky". The only article i've liked so far is "how to live an epic life part 1", and i'm look forward to part 2 because THATS a #%!@ing guide i need.

anyway, i say do away with the, no talking about drugs, no talking about nothing illegal rules bullshit. This site used to feel racey and somewhere you could turn for some real cool shit. now its all like, "how to explore a haunted house" or "how to brush your crippled grandmothers teeth." of course those last two are fictional i just made them up, but thats the tone this site has set now for any guides. Its all lame.

Don't get me wrong i love the site. Theres still some usefull information (not as much as thats in the archives) but seriously, its turned really lame.

On a bright note, happy to be here, and if i can i'm going to post some racey shit that pushes the envelopes within the rules if i can.

Look forward to talking to you all. Also looking forward to "how to live an epic life part 2". lol.

Peace.

 

-Benz.

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Benzo
Level: 1
Drafted
Posted 1 years ago, May 05, 2012

Heres my first guide. Its called "how to never get cancer ever" but its also good to ward off any disease. Step 4 is absolutely crucial. I'm not pushing any envelopes or boundries but i figured i'd take care of ya cuz thats what your mama would want right? ;)

enjoy!

http://www.rotteneggs.com/site/stories/8777d490-9735-11e1-8052-f94435f18303/how_to_not_get_cancer_ever/

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Clegg
Level: 90
Lieutenant
Posted 1 years ago, May 05, 2012

Nothing posted in the egg section back then was too crazy, some of the shit that was posted on the forums got pretty crazy (setting a dumpster on fire) and other shit I can't think of.

 

I didn't think anybody would bother to troll here.

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fore_hand
Level: 40
Senior Warrant Officer
Posted 1 years ago, May 06, 2012

Sorry you can't conform to the rules and enjoy this site.

They are in place for a really good reason(s).

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Debaser_
Level: 58
Junior Lieutenant
Posted 1 years ago, May 06, 2012

hey does anyone know how to brush my grandmas teeth? I'm having trouble. she's crippled.

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Benzo
Level: 1
Drafted
Posted 1 years ago, May 06, 2012

lol

Replying to Debaser_ who posted on May 06,2012 08:31 am (View original message)
hey does anyone know how to brush my grandmas teeth? I'm having trouble. she's crippled.
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WONDERDOG_
Level: 70
Lieutenant
Posted 1 years ago, May 06, 2012

I don't know , have you tried asking grandpa how he "brushes her teeth"  ;  )

Replying to Debaser_ who posted on May 06,2012 08:31 am (View original message)
hey does anyone know how to brush my grandmas teeth? I'm having trouble. she's crippled.
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Benzo
Level: 1
Drafted
Posted 1 years ago, May 06, 2012

don't worry i'll obey the rules. I'm beeming with optimism tonight that we can make this site popular again.

Replying to fore_hand who posted on May 06,2012 05:45 am (View original message)
Sorry you can't conform to the rules and enjoy this site. They are in place for a really good reason(s).
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TOMMY_BOY
Level: 114
Senior Lieutenant
Posted 1 years ago, May 06, 2012

That reminds me of a west virginia joke................goes something like this:

If the tooth brush had been invented in west virgina it would have been called the "teeth brush"

 

 

 

 

sorry GMT, couldn't resist.
 

Replying to WONDERDOG_ who posted on May 06,2012 02:26 pm (View original message)
I don't know , have you tried asking grandpa how he "brushes her teeth"  ;  ) Replying to {replyto:876e2af0-972d-11e1-88dc-998f12c3882c_969df2a0-9790-11e1-a138-b79da30a472c}
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H-Dogg
Level: 57
Junior Lieutenant
Posted 1 years ago, May 06, 2012

You can probably remove your grandmother's teeth, then clean them with any convenient technique.  I'd probably put them on the top rack of the dishwasher.

And there's an element to the old site that's missing from the new one:  Kids.  Rotteneggs is almost entirely composed of adults now, who might think twice about breaking and entering or setting things on fire.  They might not even have time for drugs like in their younger days.  And the site is diminished for it, but people don't treat you the same when you're an adult.  For instance, mocking the teacher is hilarious in the 9th grade, but when you have a job that doesn't involve a nametag or a stupid hat, mocking your boss will get you reprimanded or worse.  Hopefully you'll have developed new interests and more sophisticated humor by then.

I'll admit my eggstories are boring lately, but I've got a couple cooking now that I'll write later.  But they have more of an adult bent now.  I deliberately use youthful slang incorrectly, as few things are funnier than adults trying to relate to young people by using their slang.  But seeing a roomful of adults writing about bombs, drugs, and breaking and entering  would come across (to me, anyway) as bragging about living the life of an overgrown child.

Vandalism is cool at any age, though.  Can we get someone to tag Rotteneggs.com on the wall at the junior high schools?

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