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Big Price Little Items: Stealing From Best Buy

  • Thread created by: Slikjay
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We all know electronic stores rape us in the butts. It costs less than two dollars for them to make this crapthey sell to us for hundreds. So I've spent alot of time and practice thinking of ways to liberate what I want from their evil clutches. Best buy nowadays is full of idiot teenagers. No joke. They try to hire as many teens as possible to look good in the media. They also only have two or so people watching the cameras. They arent allowed to touch you. And their last fatal mistake: they added a musical instruments section. In the demo rooms there are no security cameras. basically, the idea is to take what you want, headphones, USB drives, or my new favorite, Passport External Hard drives. Anything under a hundred dollars doesnt have that pesky alarm wrap. This wont stop you, as that cord can be cut with a utility razor or wire clippers (easily stolen from home depot). Next, find a ln unusual place to carry the goods. For the passport, I find size 12 shoes work great, as you can just walk on the passport for a few hundred feet and it shouldn't crack. Take your item to a demo room, remove the packaging and discreetly put the evidence in a demo guitar case. No one ever opens them up. Put your gains in your hiding place after removing any other security devices and continue to shop for a few mins. Then buy something stupid like some candy and water from the store front to make it look less suspicious and walk out. I like my shoe idea because even if security stops you, they'll never find it. If using the shoe method, be sure to wear a tshirt and jeans. That way thell look you o er, you have limited pockets to turn out, and youre golden. Never steal twice from the same store in the same month. After you steal, wait at least a month before returning. Don't go on specific days. Someone showing up every 5th of the month looks sketchy.
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Posted 1 years ago, May 15, 2012

You know that guy who stands by the door and says goodbye to everyone when they're leaving?  I either pretend he's a homeless person and ignore him, or if he says "Have a good evening," I reply, "Don't tell me what kind of evening to have... Asshole!"

Ok, I leave the "asshole" part off at the end.  But he doesn't care what kind of evening I'm having.  He's the last person you have to get past.  When he was a little anarchist punk, he did the same shit you described, and knows what to look for as an adult working for Best Buy.

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Posted 364 days ago, May 23, 2012

lol

Replying to H-Dogg who posted on May 15,2012 05:56 pm (View original message)
You know that guy who stands by the door and says goodbye to everyone when they're leaving?  I either pretend he's a homeless person and ignore him, or if he says "Have a good evening," I reply, "Don't tell me what kind of evening to have... Asshole!" Ok, I leave the "asshole" part off at the end.  But he doesn't care what kind of evening I'm having.  He's the last person you have to get past.  When he was a little anarchist punk, he did the same shit you described, and knows what to look for as an adult working for Best Buy.
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Posted 363 days ago, May 24, 2012

LOL I always get a kick from my helpers at work who think they can get one over on the city inspectors as if the inspectors haven't done this before when they were helpers .

Replying to H-Dogg who posted on May 15,2012 05:56 pm (View original message)
You know that guy who stands by the door and says goodbye to everyone when they're leaving?  I either pretend he's a homeless person and ignore him, or if he says "Have a good evening," I reply, "Don't tell me what kind of evening to have... Asshole!" Ok, I leave the "asshole" part off at the end.  But he doesn't care what kind of evening I'm having.  He's the last person you have to get past.  When he was a little anarchist punk, he did the same shit you described, and knows what to look for as an adult working for Best Buy.
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Posted 363 days ago, May 24, 2012

You know what?  #%!@ it.  If you're going to shoplift, do it right!  Go big or go home, that's what the people say.

Clicky the linky.  Watch the video, including the sucky advertisements.  Earn minimum wage.

Now this chick is going to be arrested, and didn't even get to keep the loot, but she's got more shoplifting cred than anyone here.

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