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Joke You if You Can’t Take a F*ck!

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A shabbily-dressed boy, perhaps eleven years old, came up to me and asked, "Hey mister, I need to ask you something:  When you fart, is it supposed to be lumpy?"

I pondered it for a moment.  Then I replied, "No, kid, it should never be lumpy when you fart!"

He accepted my answer and retorted, "Well, I guess that means I just shit myself!"

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Posted 10 years ago, Nov 29, 2011

niiiiicee.....lol

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Posted 10 years ago, Dec 01, 2011

Ewwww, I was that 11 year old boy :(

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Posted 10 years ago, Dec 01, 2011

Come on, you told me you were thirteen!

This old joke was my way of seeing how the huge font would look on my dumbphone, as well as testing the "SHOW MORE" thing, which hid the punchline quite well.

Replying to who posted on Dec 01,2011 05:04 am (View original message)
Ewwww, I was that 11 year old boy :(
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