You guys do realize this is a halfway joke (troll)... I’m kidding about taking it seriously - I’m not kidding about the stories I’ve included. It’s legit chaos that I enjoyed creating

You can continue trolling as an adult. Become Facebook friends with Sarah Palin, or join a message board. Lay low for a while, and wait for any issue to come up. That’s when you you start your drive-by trolling. All you have to do is take the issue, be it immigration, religion in public policy, foreign trade, or what have you. Try to sound intelligent, even if you’re not, and point out "that’s not the way President Reagan handled it." Dig up some supporting evidence if you like, or just make it up, it doesn’t matter. Then sit back and wait for your account to...

Or you could just get a job and with those come life’s, but in some cases (like yours) may not be the case.

As funny as this is - the internet police might take this seriously and think you’re some kind of insane rapist