Okay guys, this is an egg reply to a thread by G_90 about smoking coffee. I spent all last night making this and I have found a way to make your very own coffee cigarette. You will need:

Coffee Grounds- You dont need a picture.

Paper

Gummy Bears

A pencil with an eraser

A pen (optional)

Q-tips

A lighter or matches-You dont need a picture


Step 1
Take your paper and cut it into a rectangle about two inches long and 1 ½ wide.

Step 2
Roll your paper around the pen. Be sure to leave about a centimeter unrolled.

Step 3
Lick your gummy bear. Be sure to get it nice and wet.(insert sexual comment here). The sticky gummy bear/saliva will be our glue. It's the only thing I could think of that was stick and nearby.

Step 4
Take the little metal part that holds the eraser onto your pencil and get it by itself.

Step 5
Rip the cotton off the Q-tips and stuff it into the metal roll. I used only one Q-tip because if you use more you cant suck air through it. This is our filter. Now youre probably saying, "Don't be a pussy, smoke it filterless." No. The filter stops the coffee grounds from going into your mouth. It's a necessary evil.

Step 6
Place the filter into the roll of paper that should now be stuck together quite firmly.

Step 7
Scoop your coffee into the paper and pack it down.

Step 8
Smoke it!



Delicious huh?

I thought so.

Sorry about the shitty pics. I took the pictures with my phone.