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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME : Text files and message bases are for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. Do not undertake any project based upon any information obtained from this or any other web site.We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site.Okay guys, this is an egg reply to a thread by G_90 about smoking coffee. I spent all last night making this and I have found a way to make your very own coffee cigarette. You will need:
Coffee Grounds- You dont need a picture.
A pencil with an eraser
A pen (optional)
A lighter or matches-You dont need a picture
Take your paper and cut it into a rectangle about two inches long and 1 ½ wide.
Roll your paper around the pen. Be sure to leave about a centimeter unrolled.
Lick your gummy bear. Be sure to get it nice and wet.(insert sexual comment here). The sticky gummy bear/saliva will be our glue. It's the only thing I could think of that was stick and nearby.
Take the little metal part that holds the eraser onto your pencil and get it by itself.
Rip the cotton off the Q-tips and stuff it into the metal roll. I used only one Q-tip because if you use more you cant suck air through it. This is our filter. Now youre probably saying, "Don't be a pussy, smoke it filterless." No. The filter stops the coffee grounds from going into your mouth. It's a necessary evil.
Place the filter into the roll of paper that should now be stuck together quite firmly.
Scoop your coffee into the paper and pack it down.
I thought so.
Sorry about the shitty pics. I took the pictures with my phone.