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“ Suicide the Easy Way. (funny) ”

Story by anonymous , written 13 years ago 1328 views134 votes
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So, the other day i was walking down the street and i heard a kid telling his mom this long-ass joke. luckily, i memorized it. here goes.

once there was a kid that never spoke a word. one day his mom walked up to him and said,
\"son, if you can say three words or sentences today, we will go to the store and buy you all the toys you want.\"
at once, the boy jumped up, ran up the stairs, and turned on the television. on the television there was an opera on and the kid heard, \"me, me, me,!!!\" then the child ran to his mom and said, \"me, me, me,!!!\"
the mom was overjoyed and said \"good job!!! just two more sentences!!!\"
the kid ran back upstairs and changed the channel on the television. he then saw \’who wants to be a million-aire\’. on this show, he heard \"million dollars!\" the child then ran to his mom and said \"million dollars!!!\"
once again, the mother was overjoyed. \"just one more sentence!!! you can do it!!!\"
the child ran back to the t.v. and saw a commercial. on the commercial it said \"plug it in, plug it in,\" the kid then ran to his mom and said, \"plug it in, plug it in,\"
the mom immediately rushed her child into the car and off to the store.
once arriving, the mom and child were stopped by an officer at the door to the store. the policeman said \"there was a bank robbery last night. might you two know who did it?\"
the child immediately answered, \"me, me, me!!!\"
the cop then said, \"well, how much did you steal?\"
\"million dollars!!!\"
\"you do know that you\’ll get the electric chair for this, right?\"
the kid piped up, \"plug it in, plug it in,\"



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