Ok, this egg is totally original. I\’m sitting here typing this up with my own words and I did\’nt read any of this in previous eggs or books. This is my original work!


Alright, I dunno about you guys but I think that these guys putting up \’Night Op Regs\’ and putting #%!@ing night vision or I.R. in is bullshit.

We regular people don\’t have N.V. lying around so here\’s my version.

Buy yourself some combats or just wear dark clothes, which ever you prefer. DON\’T WEAR BLACK! Dark green and brown are perfect.

NEVER carry a knife, if you get seen by cops and they come to ask why you\’re out at #%!@ing 2AM and you have a knife... well you\’ll be in shit.

\’small\’ LED flashlight. These are affordable and incredibly strong. If you want something even better, go to an army shop and buy a RED flashlight. This is harder to see and is not hard on your eyes.

A friend. You need someone with you. This means while you\’re doing whatever you\’re gonna be doing, there\’s 2X the chance you\’re going to notice if cops try and sneak up on you. (keep in mind 2X chance of getting caught too)

When you\’re outside, you gotta act like military shit if you wanna have lots of fun. Run from cover to cover not making a sound. A fun thing to do while on ops is to find unlocked cars, or open locked ones and see if people have left wallets or CD players in it or whatever.

Don\’t be afraid to get dirty. If you notice someone coming, or a car, slam yourself to the ground near cover, in a ditch whatever and DON\’T MOVE. If you get soaked \’cause the ditch is filled with water... w/e.

Tell your buddy to stay in one spot and try and sneak up on him. Switch places. This can be lots of fun.

If you have an air rifle, take it and a tarp, or a green blanket to a spot that\’s a bit higher than the road and has a fair amount of bushes. Cover yourself with blanket and fire at cars. Also works with paintball guns.

Find a good spot in a forest and camp there for a weekend. Make up a mission sheet and try to not be seen by ANYone for the entire weekend while you pull off your less-than-legal shit.

You don\’t have to do illegal shit, the point is you can do anything and it\’ll still be fun. Hope you guys enjoy!

P.S. I don\’t rate my own eggs. Dunno what makes people think I do but I don\’t.

-The Fish