Find out when an outdoor drink machine is filled (stakeouts are good). Get a pickup truck and a couple of burly friends. Remove the license plates from the truck. Back the truck up to the machine. Unplug the machine and remove any bolts holding said machine to the ground. Push the machine over into the back of the truck (loud crashes are to be expected). Get in the truck and drive away. Replace the license plates later. When you get home, unload the machine. Use a prybar to open the machine. Remember to plug it in. Enjoy your free drinks!