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“ How to Make Money Off of Lower Grades Than You ”

Story by Condor , written 8 years ago 23 views110 votes
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ok if your school has an elevator that is only for people with crutches and people in a wheel chair than this egg is for you.
ok, what you do is you get onto microsoft word or word perfect or whatever program you have and make some little cards that say somthing like \"Elevator Pass\" or somthing like that and make it look official. Put the name of your school on it and your schools logo. if you want get some lanyards and have the cards laminated.Then you sell them to whatever grade is lower than you like if you where in 9th grade u sell them to the 8th grade for like 15 or 20 dollars and say that they are elevator passes for a month or a year or somthing. Make sure you say no refunds to the dumbasses who buy them.
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