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“ How to Cut Someones Power Off ”

Story by anonymous , written 7 years ago 1021 views35 votes
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Cutting someones power off is very simple. First you must find your local electric company\’s customer service phone number (my electric company is PG&E). Now just follow this:

OPERATOR: \"This is (your city) utilities department, how may I help you?\"

YOU: \"My mother/father/grandparent(s) recently died and I need their utilities cut off\".

OPERATOR: \"Ok, what is her/his name?\"

YOU: \"(name of person) at (address of person).\"

OPERATOR: \"Where would you like to send the bill to?\"

YOU: \"Send the bill to me at (make up a name and address)\"

OPERATOR: \"Ok Mr. (whatever), the utilities at (the person(s) name) (address) will be shut off in (whatever time they tell you) and the bill will be sent to you at (the fake address you gave them).\"

That is all there is to it. OR you could go to their house with an axe and cut down their powerline... whatever floats your boat..
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