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“ Adult Joke ”

Story by anonymous , written 13 years ago 1332 views51 votes
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One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

Her husband didn\’t want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.

So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.

When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.

16 years later

16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said \"mom mom guess what?\"

\"What?\"

I pissed out a bullet.

So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.

Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said \"mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet.\"

So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.

Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said \"mom mom guess what?\"

The mom said \"let me guess you pissed out a bullet.\"

\"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!\" fu*kin funny!
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