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“ A Better Flaming Bag of Shit ”

Story by anonymous , written 8 years ago 183 views66 votes
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Seeing as some people didn\’t like a few steps in my original plan, i have changed it. However, if u don\’t like pranks involving shit, THIS ISN\’T FOR YOU!!! so don\’t bitch about it. Anyway, get some shit of some sort (i won\’t go into detail) and put it into a grocery bag, not the teeny lunch kind. Put some paper towels or TP on top of this. Next, fill a 20 oz. Gatorade bottle about 1/4 full of gasoline, lighter fluid or some other flamable liquid. DO NOT USE MORE. Its easy to take this to their house, because if anyone sees you, you\’ve got a bottle of gatorade and a grocery bag, no big deal. When u get there, set it a t least 5 feet back from their house (unless u really want the police to come knocking) tear a strip of paper off of the bag, pour a little the gas onto the end of it, then pour the rest into the bag. Ring the doorbell, light the strip on fire, drop it into the bag and run. The flames are 3 feet high, but the fire doesn\’t spread, so its pretty safe.

Obviously, I take no responsability if you do this.
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