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“ How to Get Rid of Hickies ”

Story by Mina_Seward , written 8 years ago 7383 views207 votes
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It\’s always helpful not to get busted by the parents or made fun of by your friends for getting a \"love bite.\" Unless some of you guys regard it as a matter of pride-- here\’s ways of getting rid of them.

Here\’s some advice from the RE girl with strict parents

To make them go away faster, put a spoon in the freezer until it\’s cold, or use an ice cube (spoon\’s less messy). Then press the back of the spoon against it and work the blood out. This is sposed to work if you rub in toothpaste too, but I haven\’t tried this personally. This works best for fresh ones.

If you guys are brave enough and in a hurry, do what girls do if you have a good eye-- buy cosmetics. Buy a cheap stick of concealer (looks like flesh-toned lipstick) and be sure to match your skin tone. If you\’re not sure, go a shade lighter to be safe. Rub some on until you cant see it, then blend it with your finger (if you\’re feeling REALLY girly, buy some pressed power and blend taht on top of the concealer).

Good luck
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2 years ago
Mina_Seward And to think I’m in grad school now... I was in high school when I wrote that shit, lol
2 years ago
Mina_Seward None. I get pissed if the guy tries to do one above the shirtline
2 years ago
Clegg Which one of these hickies were yours?
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2 years ago
H-Dogg Girls with strict parents are loads of fun in college...!
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2 years ago
GrandMastaThief i remember when this was new
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2 years ago
GYP-SAMpile lol i have a love/hate relationship with hickies. i read somewhere once that rubbing a nine volt on the hickey works, but does it have anything to do with the fact that its a nine volt battery or is it just the terminals? best way to take care of a hickey: smack your genitals and tell your partner to not suck so dam hard! lol um. if this were an egg i’d 5* the shit out of it