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“ How to Make a Pbj Sammich! (datru#%!@a!!!!!!) ”

Story by DTF , written 11 years ago 589 views186 votes
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This egg will inform you on how to make a delicious sammich known as the mystikal mysterious "Peanut Butter and Jelly"

Items needed!
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-Peanut Butter! (bought at your local grocery store)

-Jam! AKA Jelly! (also bought at your local gocery store. There are many different kinds. Including but not limited to - Apple, Black berry, cock, penis, vagina, cum, turkey, burrito, monkey, gorilla, Piss, Frog, Cow, Brocolli, Cheddar, White, Nail Polish, Blood, Banana, Blue, Elephant, and LAST BUT NOT LEAST Grape.

- 2 slices of Bread! Bought in hell and or your local bakery.

- and a Butter Knife.

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Step 1. First take the Bread!


Step 2. spread your Peanut Butter on one half.


Step 3. than take your Jelly/Jam and spread it on the other half.


You will than have somthing like this.


Step 4. Now put those two together and you should get this as a result.


Step 5. Now that you have finished making the sammich take a bite, chew, and swallow.

It should now look like this.


REPEAT STEP 5 UNTIL SAMMICH HAS BEEN COMPLETELY CONSUMED.

Thank you and enjoy.
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