Two recent world wide competitions found the following two jokes were the funniest in the world.



Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says, "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replies, "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent!"



Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First lets make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"



Please do not tell me that you have heard these jokes before or they are lame or not the best jokes in the world anything like that. I really don't give a shit. I'm writing this for the people out there who haven't heard them and who want a good laugh.

Goodaim if you're out there id like to give a big #%!@ OFF to you. thankyou.

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