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“ Great Fake Sperm (cum) ”

Story by anonymous , written 7 years ago 4846 views65 votes
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I was checking out some old bottles in my garage, and found a bottle of liquid starch, like the kind that is used for ironing clothes. I poured some of it in my hand, and it looks exactly like man-juice. Its the right color, consistency, everything.

Great pranks include:
Drip it on a buddies computer screen with a drinking straw, you can also go for the keyboard.

The pranks with women can never end. Find a chicks bra, and drip it in, again with a straw. Replace bra.

If you know a couple that is living together, sneak in, and drip it in the bed, the man will have some explaining to do.

Again, the possibilities are endless, so be creative.

And of course, this could be just as fun to do it the real way, but this way leaves no DNA evidence.

By the way, this is my first egg, so please vote high.
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