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1) Coat your roomy\’s deodorant with Vaseline.
He will either a) realize he has something disgusting on his armpit or b) smell incredibly bad later when he has no deodorant on
2) This is old, but coat the toliet seat, doorknob, random objects, keyboard, faucet handles, or alarm clock buttons (nice surprise in the morning) with the stuff.
3) Icy Hot is also a good variation on the toliet seat.
4) Put it between your sleeping roommate\’s toes. This sounds weird, but his brain, once he senses the substance, will make him continually rub his toes together all night. Since his brain is concentrating on this and not getting any sleep, he should be pretty tired the next day.