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“ Disable a Streetlight! ”

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Streetlight keeping you up at night? Big hole in the park you dug, it might be funny if no one could see it at night? Here's how to turn that streetlight off.

Anyone with half a brain should be able to figure this out, so this is more for an idea.

-A crowbar, screwdriver, hacksaw, or whatever you need to get the cover off the bottom of the light pole.
-Pliers. Make SURE these are INSULATED. Remember, the electric chair was a discovery, not an invention.

1Find your streetlight, and remove the cover.
2Cut at least half the wires. Half of them will be for other functions, like the light sensor, which turns it on. If you know anything about electronics, you know that to complete a circuit, you need two wires. If you want to be really thourough, cut all the wires.
3Laugh as your victim falls into that hole, or sleep soundly and without light seeping through your window.

Please, no one flame me for any of the following...
There’s no pictures-I took pictures, If I post them, then thats evidence.
This is stupid-If you couldn’t think of this on your own, then you’re stupid!
You...You cutted and pasteded-No, I didn’t.


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