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“ Guide to Getting a Girl/guy ”

Story by Mastergamerx , written 5 years ago 295 views83 votes
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Ok folk’s i know you’ve all seen these eggs before but... this one is a truthful guide to getting over nerves and problems with girls.

1. Commentary

when you see a girl you think is cute or hot or w/e but are nervous to talk to em for w/e reason. Just go near em and notice what their doing and comment on it simple example

they are looking at a picture of something like a person or art just say something like this

"Wow I like the structure used in this art say do you know who did this or what do you think about it?"

Easy then you branch it with questions and so on.

2.Single or Taken

Easiest way is like #1 again but you must know them a bit or haven gotten a bit of info about em so you can ask such question as "I bet your boyfriend loves that" or "I bet your boyfriend wishes he had one eh?".

this then removes the comfortableness of the "yeah i got one or no i don’t thing and prevents awkwardness through the conversation.

3.Getting their number email msn or w/e

The easiest way of getting their address or contact info is by acting like you got somewhere to go.

tip: Remember to look at your watch or to ask the time.

example: "Oh god i gotta go my sister or w/e is waiting for me w/e its been great talking with you we should do this again sometime" and usually they will give you their number or if not give them yours and tell em to call you when there free.

4. Activities

Best thing to do is pick common shit to do like goto the beach or go for a picnic or something until you know them well enough to know what they like and where they wanna go.

5.Romantic stuff and shit

To get their heart and crap offer them to come over and make dinner for em and set it up nice with candles and music and maybe a movie or dancing.

Warning! Don’t go on about your self let them talk questions always relieve awkwardness.

Conclusion

Things such as this may take time but are worth it but do make sure you get the point across that your interested and want them otherwise they’ll take you as a good friend and date other people leaving you screwed so good luck !
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