alright, this is not too serious but it’s worth the effort if you’re on a huge ass road trip and you’re bored to #*@!. Get some Emu cream, which is a kind of lotion/lubrican type thing, or you can just get normal lotion. The reason for the Emu cream is that it looks exactly like semen,and thats the point. So, if someone in the car falls asleep, put the cream on their face and unzip your pants. Then, knock the person just enough to wake them up and just as they open their eyes say "#*@!!" or something like that and quickly zip up your pants. Cheapshot but you can get some people seriously #*@!in riled.