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“ Stuff to Do to Neighbors ”

Story by anonymous , written 7 years ago 7561 views70 votes
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OK u need
A) cologne, spraypaint (i reccomend this cuz u can vandalize the house afterward), or any other aerosol.
B) blowtorch, zippo, anything that starts fire
C) athletic ability\\

First, go up to the house when their not home, spray some obscene language on their driveway of lawn (driveway is ur best bet)and let all hell break out. repeat until satisfied and then if u want spray the house but dont burn it as this could get u into legal trouble. just spray all u got on the house in some obscene language and whatnot and jet like hell so no 1 sees u.
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