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“ Just Plain Ol Blonde Jokes ”

Story by anonymous , written 16 years ago 950 views49 votes
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any blondes u know ? well. here is some jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.

Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.

Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: How do you plant pot???
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.


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